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    Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

    COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa - A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.

    The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday, officials with the Fire Department said.

    Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.

    Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.

    The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.

    http://www.bismarcktribune.com/articles/2006/08/04/ap/strange/d8j9aiao1.txt

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    Re: Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

    lol wow..that is absolutely hilarious lol..dont people usually look at the toilet seat before sitting on it? and aside from that, wouldnt you feel that there is glue or something on the seat the second you sat down?..wow
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    Re: Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

    ROFL!!!

    ONE OF the most embarrasing moments of your life??? :lol: :lol:

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    Re: Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

    I read something like this before and it's a scam. The person puts the glue on themselves and then yells for help. Watch, in a few weeks she'll be suing the shopping mall.
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    Re: Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa - A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.

    The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday, officials with the Fire Department said.

    Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.

    Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.

    The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.

    http://www.bismarcktribune.com/articles/2006/08/04/ap/strange/d8j9aiao1.txt
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    Re: Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

    I heard she entered the masturbation fund raiser too. I wonder what kind of scheme she has planned for that.

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    Re: Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

    I dont know about the rest of you......
    BUT if I need to use a PUBLIC restroom....
    It needs to be clean...I STILL wipe the seat down with gobs of T.P. and use a A$$ gasket prior to sitting down.....There are too many dirty people out there in this wonderful world of ours!!
    This dumb woman is definatly looking for a PAYCHECK!!!
    I guess she put her A$$ on the line for this one!!
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    Re: Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

    i'm not alone

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    Re: Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

    "VikingPatrick" wrote:
    I dont know about the rest of you......
    BUT if I need to use a PUBLIC restroom....
    It needs to be clean...I STILL wipe the seat down with gobs of T.P. and use a A$$ gasket prior to sitting down.....There are too many dirty people out there in this wonderful world of ours!!
    This dumb woman is definatly looking for a PAYCHECK!!!
    I guess she put her A$$ on the line for this one!!
    But that ruins all the fun!

    I thought the whole point of using a public washroom was to take the chance that someone left a little present on the seat for you. If you look ahead of time, you're not really living life on the edge...


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    "Prophet" wrote:
    I heard she entered the masturbation fund raiser too. I wonder what kind of scheme she has planned for that.
    Mastubation fund raiser?!?! Where?


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