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    Re:Winston Bennett:

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    This is bullshit,90 is impossible.

    When you get 72-73 in a month you start losing your mind making weird things like moving your pelvis unconsciously in public places,bus station for ex. or to register in a foreign laguage website wearing a banana in your avatar.
    lol. I suppose he could just take your advice and superglue his hand to his penis. That would narrow his quest down to only the largest of gaps.
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    Re:Winston Bennett: "I Slept with 90 Women a Month"

    lolololololol.............

    All that sex must have cost him a fortune.


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    Re:Winston Bennett: "I Slept with 90 Women a Month"

    Bennet at home with a friend:

    Bennet:Ey sweetie ,can you bring us a couple of beers .

    Bennetīs wife:Yeh Winston,in a second.

    Bennet:Hey honey,what do we have for dinner ?

    Bennetīs wife:Meat with BBQ sausage!!

    Bennet:How was your day ,my lovely babe?

    Bennetīs wife:It was good Winston ,thanks .

    Bennetīs friend:I canīt believe after this long 20 years you get along so well with your wife and you call her so pretty names "honey" "babe" "sweetie" is pretty awesome ,Gratz Winston

    Bennet:WTF are you talking about,after all this crazy years,,can you believe I ve forgotten the name of this damn bitch!!??
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    Re:Winston Bennett: "I Slept with 90 Women a Month"

    90 in a month is crazy. 3 a day just does not seem possible even if you are a minute man
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    Re:Winston Bennett:

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    Three women a day? When the hell did he play basket ball?
    He's probably like you and only lasts for about 5 seconds. If you include foreplay that's 10 seconds per encounter X 3 and toss in a little time for getting dressed and undressed and he was well under 5 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes you to put your dentures in every morning. He had plenty of time.
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    Re:Winston Bennett:

    Prophet wrote:
    RK. wrote:
    Three women a day? When the hell did he play basket ball?
    He's probably like you and only lasts for about 5 seconds. If you include foreplay that's 10 seconds per encounter X 3 and toss in a little time for getting dressed and undressed and he was well under 5 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes you to put your dentures in every morning. He had plenty of time.

    Dentures bud? :laugh:

    argh, 5 seconds. Shoulda eaten the clams...

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