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    Wife for sale!

    Well you spend 20 years with someone and you think you know them.
    Well think again.
    My wife brought me home a Tony Dorsett autograph!

    WHAT THE H***!!!!
    WOMEN!!

    So I locked her in the closet with all my Viking stuff and only old Viking updates to read.
    I figure the weekend in "cooler" should break this sort of thing from happening again.

    You get a woman when their 18, you try to train them properly and then something like this happens..............
    I wonder if she is seeing a Packer Fan on the side?
    I mean what else can go wrong?

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    How did she get the autograph? Maybe you can trade it with Jackyl for autographs of some of the former Vikings that he represent. She might have given you some currency to get what you really want in the long run.
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Wife for sale!

    He was at a lunch deal she attended.

    And you know you are right.
    Use the Darkside to get what I want...............

    Good Job Young Skywalker!!

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    I've been giving my brother in law Viking stuff for his B-Day, Christmas, etc, for years. A couple years ago, my sister gave me a Dan Marino Dolphins green jersey for Christmas. She said," I know how much you like football, and I reeeeaaaallly like the color"!!

    I couldn't believe it. My brother in law, her husband, darn near feel off his chair, because he didn't know what she had got me until I opened it. I told him off to the side, I wish I had killed her when we were kids.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to slide into it broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming at the top of your lungs......
    "WOW, What a ride!"

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    Yah thats the best bet kill your sister before they give you football jerserys!!

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    Re: Wife for sale!

    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    Well you spend 20 years with someone and you think you know them.
    Well think again.
    My wife brought me home a Tony Dorsett autograph!

    WHAT THE H***!!!!
    WOMEN!!

    So I locked her in the closet with all my Viking stuff and only old Viking updates to read.
    I figure the weekend in "cooler" should break this sort of thing from happening again.

    You get a woman when their 18, you try to train them properly and then something like this happens..............
    I wonder if she is seeing a Packer Fan on the side?
    I mean what else can go wrong?
    ROFLMAO

    Since you explained that it was a freebie, why not hang on to it or trade it off. At least it wasn't a Mike Sherman autograph...or an Al Harris....those are worthless.

    Caine

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    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    Yah thats the best bet kill your sister before they give you football jerserys!!
    What the heck do I want a green Phins jersey for? If it was purple and gold, I would have kissed her instead!
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to slide into it broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming at the top of your lungs......
    "WOW, What a ride!"

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    "JLDII" wrote:
    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    Yah thats the best bet kill your sister before they give you football jerserys!!
    What the heck do I want a green Phins jersey for? If it was purple and gold, I would have kissed her instead!
    So find a Fins fan whose wife was just as obtuse and that got him a Vikes jersey (because she really liked the color) and...either trade jerseys with him OR trade WIVES with him (ala those Yankee baseball players in the 70s...I forget their names)! :lol:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    I know the feeling....my sister-in-law got me a Raiders shirt of some sort a few years back. She'd seen me wear all kinds of Vikings stuff, why the hell she'd think I'd want to wear a Raiders shirt is beyond me!
    SKOL VIKINGS!

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    It could be worse, you could have got a Favre jersey :lol:

    "honey what's wrong? you said you liked that team from.. the nfc north was it?"

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