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    Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    Guns don't kill people, vikez kills people.

    vikez4lyfe is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    Police label anyone attacking vikez as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

    vikez4lyfe can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures vikez allows to live.

    Whoever said only the good die young must have been in vikez4lyfe's kindergarten class.

    vikez isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like vikez.

    vikez counted to infinite.......twice!

    vikez4lyfe played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    Crop circles are vikez's way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lie the fu!k down!

    vikez4lyfe doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar.

    vikez4lyfe always has sex on the first date....ALWAYS!

    When the boogieman goes to bed he checks his closet for vikez

    vikez4lyfe's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries.

    vikez4lyfe won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

    vikez4lyfe recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. we know this beverage as Red Bull.

    In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to vikez4lyfe. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

    When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into vikez4lyfe.

    vikez4lyfe once ordered a big mac at burger king, and got one.



    :lol: There you have it. Why vikez is the man! wow, can you tell its the offseason? :lol:

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    Re: Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    vikez4lyfe always has sex on the first date....ALWAYS!



    YUP!!

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    Re: Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    vikez4lyfe always has sex on the first date....ALWAYS!



    YUP!!

    Alone with the National Geographic doesn't count ...... :lol:

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    Re: Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    "mnjamie" wrote:
    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    vikez4lyfe always has sex on the first date....ALWAYS!



    YUP!!

    Alone with the National Geographic doesn't count ...... :lol:

    BUSTED!! haha.. ops:

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    Re: Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    To funny!! Wow, I guess we really have nothing else to talk about during offseason.. LOL..

    Hey Vikez, have fun with it and run..

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    Re: Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    You have got to be kidding me! :roll:

    [move]My beautiful sig made by the one and only PPE![/move]

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    Re: Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    "WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
    You have got to be kidding me! :roll:

    Listen to the queen of proper manners here .....

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    Re: Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    Come on WBL! It's all in good fun

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    Re: Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    "WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
    You have got to be kidding me! :roll:
    LMAO :lol: Come on WBL, its all in good fun. That and I have nothing better to do right now. haha

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    Re: Why vikez4lyfe is the man!

    Yea yea, well I'm still gonna roll my eyes, but whatever!

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