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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    skittles never hide the TV remote control.
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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    You don't have to wait for the skittles to be ready until long after you should have left to get there.


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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    Skittles are better than women because, You can buy 1 pack after another and not feel guilty about it.
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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    Skittles never complain about you spending the day on the lake.

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    can skittles talk?




    ...i rest my case
    People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    "olson_10" wrote:
    can skittles talk?




    ...i rest my case
    Hahaha, you beat me to it... I was 5 seconds from posting that... Good stuff.
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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    Skittles are better than woman because you can put them in the sack together and they'll rub and touch each other all over without complaining, or needing to be drunk first.

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    Skittles never ask loaded questions to which there is no answer that will not get you in bother, such as:
    " does my bum look big in this ?"
    " if you really loved me then you'd do this "
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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    People don't think I'm weird for looking at a 17-year-old skittle
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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

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