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    Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    Post your reasons here:

    I'll go first:

    Skittles understand that you really were listening the first time and don't feel the need to repeat themselves three more times.

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    Skittles don't talk back to you!

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    Skittles don't take up more than half the bed and more than half the covers and then bitch at you when you try to grab a bit of space for yourself after the Skittles have gotten up to pee at 3am.

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    skittles dont talk, cheat, or cry

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    Skittles don't run run after you with a knife for bring them a diet mountain dew

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    Skittles don't have that time of the month

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    skittles dont need valentines day gifts

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    skittles will never bitch when you want to watch the Vikings game.
    Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

    Come from the land of the ice and snow...

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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    If a skittle ever talks back, you chew it out and get another skittle.
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    Re: Why Skittles are Better Than Women

    lol the last comment made me think of one
    skittles dont get mad when u have more than one lol

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