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    Why did zimtwister cross the road?

    To find a sense of humor...

    Or, to get better jokes...

    :lol: Just kidding, zim.
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    Re: Why did zimtwister cross the road?

    i am a lame joke telling pud pounder. training camp 2days away.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Re: Why did zimtwister cross the road?

    what does a pig put in his computer? [a sloppy disk!]
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Re: Why did zimtwister cross the road?

    the german word for brasier? [keepsemfromfloppin]
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Re: Why did zimtwister cross the road?

    how many mosquiotos does it take to screw in a light bulb? [two, but i do not know how they got in there]
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Re: Why did zimtwister cross the road?

    To get to the chicken!!!!

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    Re: Why did zimtwister cross the road?

    How long did it take zimtwister to get to the top of the Empire State Building?
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Why did zimtwister cross the road?

    So, how about them... uhhh... Royals?

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    Re: Why did zimtwister cross the road?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    How long did it take zimtwister to get to the top of the Empire State Building?
    He didn't make it...because his elevator doesn't go to the top floor!
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