Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12.
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
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Ha! That's great! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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At least his father was telling the truth.....LMAO
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lol i love that "with a sigh and a tear in his eye"
Luckily for me i'm at the 6 pack stage!
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Its so funny because it is so true! :razz:
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:lol: That was pretty funny
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I pity you guys...this old fart is still on the 6 pack a week plan! :grin:
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"cajunvike" wrote:
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I pity you guys...this old fart is still on the 6 pack a week plan! :grin:
Some people do not need any barriers!
I pity you! :razz:
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i had to learn about that stuff and about the reproductive system a ton this year. i had to stop my self from puking