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    Why am I tired?

    Why am I tired?
    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
    sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
    anything else I could think of.
    But now I found out the real reason:
    I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    Here's why:
    The population of this country is 273 million.
    140 million are retired.
    That leaves 133 million to do the work.
    There are 85 million in school.
    Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
    Of these there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
    Leaving 19 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
    Bin-Laden.
    Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city
    governments.
    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    That leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me.
    And there you are sitting on your a$$, at your computer, reading jokes.
    Nice. Real nice.


    :lol: Gotcha....

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    Re: Why am I tired?

    Of course, there YOU are...typing jokes into the computer...so I guess NO ONE does ANY work!!! :razz:
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    Re: Why am I tired?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Of course, there YOU are...typing jokes into the computer...so I guess NO ONE does ANY work!!! :razz:

    2 peas in a pod.. :grin:

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    Re: Why am I tired?

    That's pretty good.. Made me chuckle.. And then I realised I don't apply to the equation!

    Muahahahahahaha! :grin:

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    Re: Why am I tired?

    "Benet" wrote:
    That's pretty good.. Made me chuckle.. And then I realised I don't apply to the equation!

    Muahahahahahaha! :grin:
    Yeah...you limeys are all too busy having your tea and crumpets all day long instead of working! :razz:
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    Re: Why am I tired?

    Why work when you can sit on P.P.O all day.

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    Re: Why am I tired?

    That's pretty good!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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