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    Where am I

    Where Am I?
    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical
    malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and
    communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not
    determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

    The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten
    sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE
    AM I?" in large letters.

    People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft drew a large
    sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A
    HELICOPTER."

    The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer
    to SEATAC (Seattle/Tacoma) airport, and landed safely.

    After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE
    IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

    The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because
    they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
    :lol:

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    Re: Where am I

    Is this funny?
    I'm not sure, it looks like a joke, and sounds like a joke. But it isn't funny like a joke.

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    "oldschoolmikey" wrote:
    Is this funny?
    I'm not sure, it looks like a joke, and sounds like a joke. But it isn't funny like a joke.
    Hey now! I thought it was pretty funny actually. Made me laugh.

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    I thought it was funny too.

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    Re: Where am I

    Ha ha! :lol:

    Pretty funny!

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    Well you have to be a little techy to laugh at that one I suppose. If you didn't find that one funny oldschool, how about this one.

    An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar in Malibu, California. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional... but all quite expensive.

    Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."

    "Well," said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

    "Ahhh, that's nothin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid good and proper. And, it's all on the house!"

    The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims, but the Irishman swears every word is true.

    "Well," said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"

    "Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."

    ccasion5:

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    Now THAT was funny!!!

    And so was the first one...

    Don't let OSM's lack of a sense of humor stop you from posting more good jokes, RK!
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    "RK" wrote:
    Well you have to be a little techy to laugh at that one I suppose. If you didn't find that one funny oldschool, how about this one.

    An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar in Malibu, California. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional... but all quite expensive.

    Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."

    "Well," said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

    "Ahhh, that's nothin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid good and proper. And, it's all on the house!"

    The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims, but the Irishman swears every word is true.

    "Well," said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"

    "Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."

    ccasion5:
    Hilarious! Bravo!

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    Re: Where am I

    hahaha!

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    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

    "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

    So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

    "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget".

    "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

    And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

    "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"


    "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....Ees..


    Ees.........................,


    Ees a Ham Bush"




    i can only apologise lol, stupid joke but cracks me up every time.

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