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    What's Your Southern Sign? (Redneck Horoscope)

    http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_horoscope.html

    I is ahhhhh ahhhhh OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20): ;D

    An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence
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    All of you Collards and Catfish roger up.
    Don't make me go to the calander and call you out by name. (Mr. A, Ocho, Fedje
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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign? (Redneck Horoscope)

    I am a...

    MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20): You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign? (Redneck Horoscope)

    I'm a.......

    POSSUM (April 21 - May 21): When confronted with
    life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency
    to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
    attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people
    actually think you're dead. This strategy is
    probably not psychologically healthy but seems to
    work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love
    to watch you work and play. You are a night person
    and mind your own business.

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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign? (Redneck Horoscope)

    Armadillo over here. I dont know seems unfortunate since I seen so many ran over on my recent roadtrip down south.
    IN THE PITS ON THE RIVER BEDS EVRY VIKING FAN WILL RISE & VAHALLA SHALL REJOICE WITH THE MOST GLORIOUS PRIZE LOMBARDI'S TROPHY

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