What's Your Southern Sign?

**shockzilla** · 04-14-2008, 08:20 PM

Boll Weevil.

Great.

**singersp** · 04-14-2008, 08:31 PM

"shockzilla" wrote:

Boll Weevil.

Great.

But it'd be a beer can Boll Weevil, Shock.

**NordicNed** · 04-14-2008, 08:39 PM

No doubt about it, I'm a MR. WHISKERS....LMAO..

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23): Catfish are
traditionalist s in matters of the heart, although
one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones.
You Catfish are never easy people to understand.
You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though
you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface
of life, you are liked by most. Above all else,
Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

**vikinggreg** · 04-14-2008, 08:46 PM

Armadillo

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21): You have a tendency to
develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite
gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you--old
friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and
insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
with today's fashions and trends. You're not
concerned with anything about today. You're almost
prehistoric in your interests and behavior
patterns. You probably want to marry another
Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky
mating possibility.

tough exterior-Vikings fan-check
gentle and kind-yeah sure-check
nothing wrong with some good eats by the fire-check
what fashion....oh yeah throwback jersey-check
kinky mating with a possum ;D-my wife is boiled nuts (oops peanuts)...she tried to boil my nu... :

**Marrdro** · 04-15-2008, 10:10 AM

"singersp" wrote:

"Marrdro" wrote:

Fits doesn't it.
How about your friend?

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23): You have a
passionate desire to help your fellow man.
Unfortunately, those who know you best, your
friends and loved ones, may find that your
personality is much too salty, and their criticism
will affect you deeply because you are really much
softer than you appear. You should go right ahead
and marry anybody you want to because in a certain
way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life,
you can be sure that people will always pull over
and stop for you.

How scary is that?

**Marrdro** · 04-15-2008, 10:17 AM

"vikinggreg" wrote:

Armadillo

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21): You have a tendency to
develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite
gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you--old
friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and
insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
with today's fashions and trends. You're not
concerned with anything about today. You're almost
prehistoric in your interests and behavior
patterns. You probably want to marry another
Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky
mating possibility.

tough exterior-Vikings fan-check
gentle and kind-yeah sure-check
nothing wrong with some good eats by the fire-check
what fashion....oh yeah throwback jersey-check
kinky mating with a possum ;D-my wife is boiled nuts (oops peanuts)...she tried to boil my nu... :

Love the check list approach.

**Marrdro** · 04-15-2008, 10:22 AM

"shockzilla" wrote:

Boll Weevil.

Great.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20): You have an
overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the
surface of things, and you feel the need to bore
deep into the interior of everything. Needless to
say, you are very intense and driven as if you had
some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend
to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is
going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

Wow, first one that I would say wasn't a match.
Maybe your parents lied to you about your real birthday.
;D