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    What's Your Southern Sign?

    Its been kindof a slow day today so I was visiting my favorite "Redneck Page" and found this.
    I'm Okra by the way.
    ;D

    Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes
    and the people that read them. If we are to ever
    fully understand all the star signs and the people
    they represent, we need symbols that all true
    Southerners understand: See the list below:

    OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20): Are tough on the outside
    but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous
    influence. An older Okra can look back over his
    life and see the seeds of his influence
    everywhere. You can do something good each day if
    you try.

    CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19): Chitlins come from
    humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make
    something of himself if he is motivated and has lots
    of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful
    - they may surprise you. They can erupt like
    Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and
    Okra.

    BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20): You have an
    overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the
    surface of things, and you feel the need to bore
    deep into the interior of everything. Needless to
    say, you are very intense and driven as if you had
    some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend
    to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is
    going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

    MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20): You're the type
    that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A
    cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
    Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You
    should marry anybody who you can get remotely
    interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy.
    You always have a big smile and are happy. This
    might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe
    not.

    POSSUM (April 21 - May 21): When confronted with
    life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency
    to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
    attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people
    actually think you're dead. This strategy is
    probably not psychologically healthy but seems to
    work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love
    to watch you work and play. You are a night person
    and mind your own business.

    CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21): Crawfish is a water
    sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging
    around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach
    to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and
    the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be
    particularly attractive physically, but you have
    very, very good heads.

    COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23): Collards have a genius
    for communication. They love to get in the melting
    pot of life and share their essence with the
    essence of those around them. Collards make good
    social workers, psychologists, and baseball
    managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you
    are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just
    won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

    CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23): Catfish are
    traditionalists in matters of the heart, although
    one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones.
    You Catfish are never easy people to understand.
    You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though
    you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface
    of life, you are liked by most. Above all else,
    Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

    GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23): Your highest aim is to be
    with others like yourself. You like to huddle
    together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love
    to travel though, so maybe you should think about
    joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere
    they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and
    a good time. If you can go somewhere where they
    have all these things; that serves you well. You
    are pure in heart.

    BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23): You have a
    passionate desire to help your fellow man.
    Unfortunately, those who know you best, your
    friends and loved ones, may find that your
    personality is much too salty, and their criticism
    will affect you deeply because you are really much
    softer than you appear. You should go right ahead
    and marry anybody you want to because in a certain
    way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life,
    you can be sure that people will always pull over
    and stop for you.

    BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22): Always invite a
    Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get
    along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean,
    should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life,
    and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You
    can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
    shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

    ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21): You have a tendency to
    develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite
    gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you--old
    friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and
    insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
    with today's fashions and trends. You're not
    concerned with anything about today. You're almost
    prehistoric in your interests and behavior
    patterns. You probably want to marry another
    Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky
    mating possibility.

    http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_horoscope.html
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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign?

    I'm a possum

    POSSUM (April 21 - May 21): When confronted with
    life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency
    to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
    attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people
    actually think you're dead. This strategy is
    probably not psychologicall y healthy but seems to
    work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love
    to watch you work and play. You are a night person
    and mind your own business.

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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign?

    im a collard, joy

    [quote][COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23): Collards have a genius
    for communication. They love to get in the melting
    pot of life and share their essence with the
    essence of those around them. Collards make good
    social workers, psychologists, and baseball
    managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you
    are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just
    won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
    /quote]

    Pissing on the Pack since 08'

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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign?

    BOLL WEEVIL

    BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20): You have an
    overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the
    surface of things, and you feel the need to bore
    deep into the interior of everything. Needless to
    say, you are very intense and driven as if you had
    some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend
    to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is
    going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

    Ain't never been worried t'all.... ;D
    Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

    Come from the land of the ice and snow...

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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign?

    GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23): Your highest aim is to be
    with others like yourself. You like to huddle
    together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love
    to travel though, so maybe you should think about
    joining a club.
    .

    PP.O
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    Where do you like to go? Anywhere
    they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and
    a good time. If you can go somewhere where they
    have all these things; that serves you well.

    Singer loves to eat.

    You are pure in heart.

    Rednecks aren't all ignorant.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign?

    I'm a possum...actually describes me pretty well.
    ???

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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign?

    possum

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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign?

    I am the Armadillo.
    IN THE PITS ON THE RIVER BEDS EVRY VIKING FAN WILL RISE & VAHALLA SHALL REJOICE WITH THE MOST GLORIOUS PRIZE LOMBARDI'S TROPHY

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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign?

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    I'm a possum

    POSSUM (April 21 - May 21): When confronted with
    life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency
    to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
    attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people
    actually think you're dead. This strategy is
    probably not psychologicall y healthy but seems to
    work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love
    to watch you work and play. You are a night person
    and mind your own business.
    Fits doesn't it.
    How about your friend?
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    Re: What's Your Southern Sign?

    "singersp" wrote:
    GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23): Your highest aim is to be
    with others like yourself. You like to huddle
    together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love
    to travel though, so maybe you should think about
    joining a club.
    .

    PP.O
    8)

    Where do you like to go? Anywhere
    they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and
    a good time. If you can go somewhere where they
    have all these things; that serves you well.

    Singer loves to eat.

    You are pure in heart.

    Rednecks aren't all ignorant.
    Another good fit.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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