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    What Makes 100%?

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
    100%.


    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
    and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
    the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
    THEM."

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    Re: What Makes 100%?

    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
    THEM."
    Amen my friend.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: What Makes 100%?

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
    THEM."
    Amen my friend.
    How about - because it's WRONG to shoot them?

    =Z=

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    Re: What Makes 100%?

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
    THEM."
    Amen my friend.
    How about - because it's WRONG to shoot them?

    =Z=
    At the border too?

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    Re: What Makes 100%?

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
    THEM."
    Amen my friend.
    How about - because it's WRONG to shoot them?
    At the border too?
    You exhibit some very curious Mod behavior sometimes, dude.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: What Makes 100%?

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
    THEM."
    Amen my friend.
    How about - because it's WRONG to shoot them?

    =Z=
    Depending on my mood and circumstances, I have several versions of right and wrong.

    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: What Makes 100%?

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
    THEM."
    Amen my friend.
    How about - because it's WRONG to shoot them?
    Depending on my mood and circumstances, I have several versions of right and wrong.

    Big red X.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: What Makes 100%?

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
    THEM."
    Amen my friend.
    How about - because it's WRONG to shoot them?
    Depending on my mood and circumstances, I have several versions of right and wrong.

    Big red X.

    =Z=
    Hmmmm, I can't believe your firewall at work is stricter than mine here.
    Its a sign that says, protected by Smith and Wesson.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: What Makes 100%?

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Hmmmm, I can't believe your firewall at work is stricter than mine here.

    Its a sign that says, protected by Smith and Wesson.
    I've been around the Innernet long enough to see where this is going and will respectfully bow out.

    =Z=

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    Re: What Makes 100%?

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    Very true that these 2 have a very high success rate in Corporate America (and also in our nation's capital).
    Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

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