Thread: What do retired people do all day?

I got an e-mail with this joke in it this morning and about spit my coffee all over the computer screen!
;D

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

That joke is older than dinosaur shit...in fact, it's older than YOU, Cojo! :P

"COJOMAY" wrote:

I got an e-mail with this joke in it this morning and about spit my coffee all over the computer screen!
;D

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

Pretty good

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen that on here before, but it was a good read again!

Funny, except for the fact that if Hillary got elected, she would probably get those old farts' meds reduced to a lower price by stopping the big pharm companies from gouging all of them with high prices!

What do retired people do all day?


Well maybe they are trying to figure out how they can blame dogs and their owners for the poop that ended up in their yard.
At least that is what the guy next door does.
LOL!

He tried blame it on my dogs and I told him otherwise.

What do retired people do all day?

7 am Go to the local gas station and drink free coffee

9 am Go to the local drug store and drink free cofee

11 am Go to the local restaurant eat and drink free coffee

2
pm Go back to the local restaurant and drink free coffee

4 pm Go to the barber shop play cards ans drink free coffee

6 pm bedtime

You forgot, wake up at 4 am.