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    Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    Vikings Quiz

    Q. What's the difference between the MN Vikings and the Taliban?
    A. The Taliban has a running game.

    Q. What do the MN Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 40,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"

    Q. How do you keep a MN Viking out of your yard?
    A. Put up goal posts.

    Q. Where do you go in MN in case of a tornado?
    A. To the Metrodome - they'll never have a touchdown there.

    Q. What do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief.

    Q. Why was Mike Tice upset when the MN Vikings play book was stolen?
    A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

    Q. What's the difference between the MN Vikings and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

    Q. How many MN Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

    Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. The MN Vikings.

    Q. What do the MN Vikings and opossums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

    Q. How can you tell when the MN Vikings are going to run the football?
    A. The halfback leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

    Gotcha! :lol:

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    Re: Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    Q. How many Packer fans does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. Three - one to change it and two to sit around talking about how great the old one was.

    Deal with it, it is the Vikings time now!!!
    Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

    That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

    Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

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    Re: Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    What is the difference between the vikings' off sesason and the packers' offseason?

    The vikings got better

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    Re: Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    How do you know you're a Packer fan?

    -Your mother is also your sister and girlfriend.
    -Your favorite movie is deliverance.
    -Packers favorite quote "I... uh... I was just helping the sheep over the fence... honest!"
    -Your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off.
    -Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips, keeps chewing her gum and tells the State trooper who pulled her over to "kiss my ass".
    -You still think Laverne & Shirley are cool because their sitcom's location was Milwaukee.
    -Your geek ass packer flag hangs higher than the U.S. Flag.
    -You have Packer flags on each side of your car, and a duct taped bumper.
    -Your Fat ass mother has been involved in a fist fight at a Packer game with your dad.
    -You consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
    -Your mother uses her Cheesehead as a spit-cup also.
    -Every black person you see, you ask for an autograph.
    -Your wife has a beer gut, and you think it's attractive.
    -Your dad walks to school with you because you're both in the same grade.
    -All you talk about is the past like you actually played in the games.
    -Packer women know as much about football, as Packer men know about menstruation.
    -Your Hair is Shaved on the sides and long in back(Men)- the hockey haircut, your hair is so puffy it blocks the sun (Women).
    -That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
    -You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
    -Your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
    -You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Cannonball Run" was snubbed for best picture.
    -The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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    Re: Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    I'm not a packer fan, those are funny though!

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    Re: Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    Q. Aren't you the guy who posted a love fest about Favre and his toughness?

    A. Yes, yes you are.

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    Re: Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    Q: What's a Packer fans favorite song?
    A: Jethro Tull's "Living in the Past".

    Q: What do the Packers and the Clippers have in common?
    A: Both would love to end up with a .500 record this year.

    The Pack is back...but it's to the bottom of the division. Face facts...they took a huge step backward while the Vikes are on their way up, up, up.
    Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

    Come from the land of the ice and snow...

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    Re: Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    That was me, but if you remember I said then that I wasn't a packer fan. I'm just fan of the NFL, especially the NFC north. I also am a fan of Culpepper.

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    Re: Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    "oldschoolmikey" wrote:
    I'm not a packer fan, those are funny though!
    What do you call a closet packer fan who has nothing to do with their life but to put down the vikes?

    you call him "Old School Mikey"

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    Re: Vikings Quiz-How many can you get right?

    NFL fan.......right........
    and I am a Republicanianted Democratic Independence Reform Party member.

    I SMELL PACKER POONTANG!!!!!

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