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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

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    I spoke with VikingNed again today, they won't be coming to hook up his internet until next Thursday.

    Ned under went surgery today.

    When he went to put his PJ's on, there was already a pair on his bed. Unbeknownst to him, it was a pair Margie was sewing for him.

    As he was putting them on, he felt a sharp pinch. Thinking it was just another ache in his tired, worn, wrinkled old body, he jerked the pants up, impelling the needle & driving it deep into his short manhood.

    The foriegn object had to be meticulously removed. I did not ask if he or Margie removed it & I didn't want to know.

    All I know is he can now pee frontwards & sideways at the same time.

    He is also hoping someone would graciously update his Fantasy football scores. I'm not sure of the exact teams he picked, but he said he went 16-0 the last two weeks.

    Stay tuned for further Tales From The Dark Side. Another week of this & we should have enough stuff to film the pilot for the series.
    OUCH!!!!!!!


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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "singersp" wrote:
    I spoke with VikingNed again today, they won't be coming to hook up his internet until next Thursday.

    Ned under went surgery today.

    When he went to put his PJ's on, there was already a pair on his bed. Unbeknownst to him, it was a pair Margie was sewing for him.

    As he was putting them on, he felt a sharp pinch. Thinking it was just another ache in his tired, worn, wrinkled old body, he jerked the pants up, impelling the needle & driving it deep into his short manhood.

    The foriegn object had to be meticulously removed. I did not ask if he or Margie removed it & I didn't want to know.

    All I know is he can now pee frontwards & sideways at the same time.

    He is also hoping someone would graciously update his Fantasy football scores. I'm not sure of the exact teams he picked, but he said he went 16-0 the last two weeks.

    Stay tuned for further Tales From The Dark Side. Another week of this & we should have enough stuff to film the pilot for the series.
    OWWWWWWWIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    WoW gives a whole new slant on the word prick lol

    I think Ned needs more Fung Shui in his life.
    He seems to be in an accident zone.

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "singersp" wrote:
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    [quote author=cajunvike link=topic=29815.msg509102#msg509102 date=1165979741]
    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    He does go to his sisters house & jumps on for a brief period of time, but I think she also got tired of seeing him sitting there at her computer wearing nothing but his boots.

    His options are running dry.
    LMOA

    ;D I hope he's nice enough to put a towel on the chair.
    And a drop cloth on the floor.
    Sounds like two veterans that have their systems down pat!
    We were citing verbatim from one of your old threads.
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    Which was a cut and paste from your profile, singer!
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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "cajunvike" wrote:
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    [quote author=singersp link=topic=29815.msg509107#msg509107 date=1165980257]
    [quote author=cajunvike link=topic=29815.msg509102#msg509102 date=1165979741]
    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    He does go to his sisters house & jumps on for a brief period of time, but I think she also got tired of seeing him sitting there at her computer wearing nothing but his boots.

    His options are running dry.
    LMOA

    ;D I hope he's nice enough to put a towel on the chair.
    And a drop cloth on the floor.
    Sounds like two veterans that have their systems down pat!
    We were citing verbatim from one of your old threads.
    [/quote]

    Which was a cut and paste from your profile, singer!

    [/quote]

    Yawn, I can only give you a 2 out of a posible 10 for that one.

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    This thread is scary.
    Sharp objects driving deep into fragile tissue, peeing sideways, fantasy football, Ned nekkid in front of the puter...............it IS the dark side.


    Oh, btw, Singer, will you please tell Ned I said Hi and I'm sending him some good energy. I miss him. Thanks!


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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "Freya" wrote:
    This thread is scary.
    Sharp objects driving deep into fragile tissue, peeing sideways, fantasy football, Ned nekkid in front of the puter...............it IS the dark side.


    Oh, btw, Singer, will you please tell Ned I said Hi and I'm sending him some good energy. I miss him. Thanks!
    I sure will Freya. He will be calling me on Sunday.

    It will be good for him to feel something positive after piercing his precious body part with a needle. It's one of the few body parts that he has left that are still functioning properly..............at least so he says.


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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "RK." wrote:
    WoW gives a whole new slant on the word prick lol

    I think Ned needs more Fung Shui in his life.
    He seems to be in an accident zone.
    Somehow I just can't picture Ned having philosophical, mathematical, aesthetic, and astrological ideas.

    I also told him to avoid using the hedge shears for an indefinite period of time.

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    Poor Ned that has got to hurt, it made my manhood shrink up and try and hide like a turtle.

    Ned here is to wishing you the best with the surgery and my thoughts are with you!
    And stay away from needles!
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "singersp" wrote:
    I spoke with VikingNed again today, they won't be coming to hook up his internet until next Thursday.

    Ned under went surgery today.

    When he went to put his PJ's on, there was already a pair on his bed. Unbeknownst to him, it was a pair Margie was sewing for him.

    As he was putting them on, he felt a sharp pinch. Thinking it was just another ache in his tired, worn, wrinkled old body, he jerked the pants up, impelling the needle & driving it deep into his short manhood.

    The foriegn object had to be meticulously removed. I did not ask if he or Margie removed it & I didn't want to know.

    All I know is he can now pee frontwards & sideways at the same time.

    He is also hoping someone would graciously update his Fantasy football scores. I'm not sure of the exact teams he picked, but he said he went 16-0 the last two weeks.

    Stay tuned for further Tales From The Dark Side. Another week of this & we should have enough stuff to film the pilot for the series.
    Mental note:
    Don't stand next to Ned at the trough in the Metrodome bathrooms... ;D

    Hope he is feeling batter, and hope he is back up and posting soon!
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