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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

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    Thanks for the update Singer and I am glad that Ned is still alive and breathing!

    Ned hope you get back on soon and that the new job works out better for ya!

    To Mrs Ned, I hope that your arm is OK this time and in a few months you are completely back to normal!

    Ned hopefully you will have a new crop spring up next spring, just don't invite Singer back until after you had a chance to pick it.
    He will, I guarantee it. He'll have an even bigger list of chores that needs to be done.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

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    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    He does go to his sisters house & jumps on for a brief period of time, but I think she also got tired of seeing him sitting there at her computer wearing nothing but his boots.

    His options are running dry.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "singersp" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    He does go to his sisters house & jumps on for a brief period of time, but I think she also got tired of seeing him sitting there at her computer wearing nothing but his boots.

    His options are running dry.
    LMOA
    ;D I hope he's nice enough to put a towel on the chair.

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

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    "singersp" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    He does go to his sisters house & jumps on for a brief period of time, but I think she also got tired of seeing him sitting there at her computer wearing nothing but his boots.

    His options are running dry.
    LMOA

    ;D I hope he's nice enough to put a towel on the chair.
    And a drop cloth on the floor.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "singersp" wrote:
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    "singersp" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    He does go to his sisters house & jumps on for a brief period of time, but I think she also got tired of seeing him sitting there at her computer wearing nothing but his boots.

    His options are running dry.
    LMOA

    ;D I hope he's nice enough to put a towel on the chair.
    And a drop cloth on the floor.
    Sounds like two veterans that have their systems down pat!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
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    "singersp" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    He does go to his sisters house & jumps on for a brief period of time, but I think she also got tired of seeing him sitting there at her computer wearing nothing but his boots.

    His options are running dry.
    LMOA

    ;D I hope he's nice enough to put a towel on the chair.
    And a drop cloth on the floor.
    Sounds like two veterans that have their systems down pat!
    We were citing verbatim from one of your old threads.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

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    [quote author=cajunvike link=topic=29815.msg509102#msg509102 date=1165979741]
    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    He does go to his sisters house & jumps on for a brief period of time, but I think she also got tired of seeing him sitting there at her computer wearing nothing but his boots.

    His options are running dry.
    LMOA

    ;D I hope he's nice enough to put a towel on the chair.
    And a drop cloth on the floor.
    Sounds like two veterans that have their systems down pat!
    We were citing verbatim from one of your old threads.
    [/quote]


    nice burn!
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
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    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Get thee to the library...they have FREE Internet access!!!
    Of course, they wouldn't take kindly to Ned's habit of surfing the Internet in the nude though!
    He does go to his sisters house & jumps on for a brief period of time, but I think she also got tired of seeing him sitting there at her computer wearing nothing but his boots.

    His options are running dry.
    LMOA

    ;D I hope he's nice enough to put a towel on the chair.
    And a drop cloth on the floor.
    Sounds like two veterans that have their systems down pat!
    I finally understand why some people don't take the plastic off their furniture.

    I guess grandma wasn't as odd as I thought!...Grandpa was!

    Good luck to Ned.
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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    I spoke with VikingNed again today, they won't be coming to hook up his internet until next Thursday.

    Ned under went surgery today.

    When he went to put his PJ's on, there was already a pair on his bed. Unbeknownst to him, it was a pair Margie was sewing for him.

    As he was putting them on, he felt a sharp pinch. Thinking it was just another ache in his tired, worn, wrinkled old body, he jerked the pants up, impelling the needle & driving it deep into his short manhood.

    The foriegn object had to be meticulously removed. I did not ask if he or Margie removed it & I didn't want to know.

    All I know is he can now pee frontwards & sideways at the same time.

    He is also hoping someone would graciously update his Fantasy football scores. I'm not sure of the exact teams he picked, but he said he went 16-0 the last two weeks.

    Stay tuned for further Tales From The Dark Side. Another week of this & we should have enough stuff to film the pilot for the series.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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