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    VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    VikingNed is still on the Darkside. Without internet access that is.

    I spoke with him today & he made me promise to start a thread or he’d put a foot up my silliness & to tell everyone the following things to squash all & possible rumors that might be flying around PP.O.

    1. Ned is not dead. He is still alive & breathing.

    2. Ned did not leave PP.O. to join a Filipino porn chat room.

    3. Ned is not AcumensDaddy.

    4. Ned said to say hi to everyone at PP.O.
    He misses PP.O, the people here & being able to post. (I could actually here him sobbing over the phone)

    5. He did not burn his Brad Johnson jersey yet.

    6. He’s still pissed that I weeded his weed. His exact words were, “Singer, do you know how @&%
    #!&% big that plant would have been right now!”

    7. He hopes to have his internet service back by next week & will be back in true form.


    .....When last we heard from Ned, he needed 3 surgeries, he had a new job & VikingMargie had to have her arm broken again & reset because it wasn’t healing right.

    [size=13pt]Update[/size]

    By singersp
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    December 11, 2006



    Ned still needs the 3 surgeries & he is pursing avenues to get that done.

    His job sucked. It was way too hard on his body & the hours were very long & hard. (Personally, I think it cut into his fishing time) He is currently working with a previous employer doing lighter duty duties, but still in the construction field.

    In his spare time he has been remodeling the two upstairs apartments. The attic suite he found a paying tenant for & he is still finishing up the penthouse apartment.

    VikingMargie had to have surgery on her arm to re-brake & reset it. The doctors had to put a metal plate in with screws to repair it. She is still out of work recuperating, but should be returning to work in a couple of weeks.

    He still has faith in our Vikings & thinks that if we win two of our next three games, we still have a good shot at making the playoffs.

    That’s all I have for now. I’ll keep you posted as new information arrives. I’m sure he’ll call me on Sunday during the Jets game to gripe about something.

    I hope he hurries back. I miss the big lug.


    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    Thanks for the update,

    Tell him to start paying his internet bill

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "singersp" wrote:

    5. He did not burn his Brad Johnson jersey yet.
    That's funny stuff right there.

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "WVV" wrote:
    Thanks for the update,

    Tell him to start paying his internet bill
    It was more of a cable problem with his internet.

    I'm led to believe he jerked it out of the wall & floor & used it to strangle his previous non-paying, freeloading tenant who bad-mouthed his son, rendering his modem useless.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    All I can say is, thankfully he's not my daddy.
    The last thing I want to do is get in a cockfight with Ned, he's got the best breeding stock in 3000 islands on the west side of the Philippines according to local folklore.
    Hit him alongside the head for me.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "singersp" wrote:
    "WVV" wrote:
    Thanks for the update,

    Tell him to start paying his internet bill
    It was more of a cable problem with his internet.

    I'm led to believe he jerked it out of the wall & floor & used it to strangle his previous non-paying, freeloading tenant who bad-mouthed his son, rendering his modem useless.
    ;D It's about time.

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    "Acumen" wrote:
    All I can say is, thankfully he's not my daddy.
    The last thing I want to do is get in a cockfight with Ned, he's got the best breeding stock in 3000 islands on the west side of the Philippines according to local folklore.
    Hit him alongside the head for me.

    So that's what he meant by he misses looking for cocks on the internet!

    I should have put two & two together.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    It'll be good to have the old man back (and you can tell him I said so!)!

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    Thanks for the update.

    It's good to hear from Ned. I hope he'll get all his problems taken care of soon

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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    Re: VikingNed - Tales From The Darkside

    Thanks for the update Singer and I am glad that Ned is still alive and breathing!

    Ned hope you get back on soon and that the new job works out better for ya!

    To Mrs Ned, I hope that your arm is OK this time and in a few months you are completely back to normal!

    Ned hopefully you will have a new crop spring up next spring, just don't invite Singer back until after you had a chance to pick it.
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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