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    vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    finnally i think me and my team have compiled enough evidence to strike out.

    first off vikes_king tried to make off with some of the liquor.

    i follwed him because i wanted to see if hed go to his hideout.
    what i saw was inescucable. drunk driving with disatourous results.
    [img]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMijQVPdF8NYAZV6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11ns9idd1/EXP=1173923408/**http%3A//www.stengazette.org/beer.jpg[/img]

    still he was not hurt and he walked on down the road.
    when he came upon a hobo who had simply tried to help he killed the hoboe and trashed his grocery cart.

    [img]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMimtVfdF3CMBzE2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=126nfol0r/EXP=1173923629/**http%3A//www.agnosticmonkey.com/images/dead_hobo.jpg[/img]

    isnt that enough? you would think so! but no!

    he walked to the nearest house and in his druken stupor graffitied the poor kids room!
    [img]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiNrVvdFbAsBCGejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13f7gbf95/EXP=1173923819/**http%3A//www.adrants.com/images/San_Francisco_Graffiti_Campaign/images/baby_graffiti_ad_1.jpg[/img]
    and they were viking fans too!

    when he finnaly collapsed in front of his "hideout" i found it to be less than adequetly guarded.

    [img]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMicXV_dFurIA21yjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13c0gla5j/EXP=1173923991/**http%3A//www.crookedbush.com/jasonsilver/free_mp3_downloads/images/up_in_the_tree_fort.jpg[/img]

    not even one romanian fire tiger!

    the squirells sure were having a good time though!

    [img]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiOMV_dF2gwB0C2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12g7inmr5/EXP=1173924108/**http%3A//www.cs.rochester.edu/u/brown/images/squirrel_beer.jpg[/img]

    inside i found video editing equipment to doctor footage to make it look like i had sex with various barn animals!

    is this the type of guy you want protecting your beer?

    i think not! stand for WOO and stand for whats right in the world!

    [img]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiEDWPdFYl0A6Q6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=127us6mkt/EXP=1173924227/**http%3A//www.misterinkjet.com/images/eagle-flag-6.jpg[/img]
    woo out
    just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

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    Re: vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    well, first off, i don't know where you got your information but none of these images are of myself or any of my associates, or a result of any of our actions.

    Now, before i even defend myself, let me say one thing

    [img]http://is this the type of guy you want protecting your beer?

    i think not! stand for WOO and stand for whats right in the world![/img]

    that quote alone right there proves that you have no idea whats even going on here

    i have NEVER once said that i am in conquest for your title.
    this is not a god damn political campaign.
    I have however said IF it comes to it, yes i would ACCEPT it, because i'd much rather do it myself, then let this carelessness continue.

    Now. back to my point.

    Now, lets say that i had stolen all the beer shown scattered all over the road in picture one (which first off let me say is a joke, PP.O Purple Passion and Budweiser only for me lol, Æ’uck what ever that skunk beer is)

    Who is that a direct reflection of?
    By posting these pictures Woo, all you did was back up my claims that you cannot adequately protect our liquor supplies

    If someone is able to make away with that much liquor in one raid, i think that speaks for itself

    And besides, I've already posted 3-4 of my findings of your hideouts, i could have easily made away with what i wanted then, but i didn't, so why would i start now?


    Nice try tho


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    Re: vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    posting joke email pics will never win you sway, WOO.
    You have to be original, I tip my hat to the King so far burning you with crap I don't get circulated every two weeks in my inbox!

    Look out WOO!!!

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    Re: vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    "Webby" wrote:
    posting joke email pics will never win you sway, WOO.
    You have to be original, I tip my hat to the King so far burning you with crap I don't get circulated every two weeks in my inbox!

    Look out WOO!!!
    And the big man shuts Woo down...

    Ouch.

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    Re: vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    In support of WOO !

    I would like to take time to let you, and maybe a few other people know, that to join Vikes_King's little empire, one must deal with membership rules, brainwashing rituals, huge amounts of money, and meeting locations enveloped in secrecy.

    Let me begin by saying that to say that libidinous malingerers are easily housebroken is insufferable nonsense and untrue to boot. There can be no doubt that we must encourage opportunity, responsibility, and community. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that in a tacit concession of defeat, Vikes_King is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his morally questionable, dodgy effusions have failed at.

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    Re: vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    "Webby" wrote:
    posting joke email pics will never win you sway, WOO.
    You have to be original, I tip my hat to the King so far burning you with crap I don't get circulated every two weeks in my inbox!

    Look out WOO!!!
    how is this any different then what he did to me? i guess i was just trying to fight fire with fire but now that i have sunk to his level all i feel is dirty. uggh i need a shower.


    well, first off, i don't know where you got your information but none of these images are of myself or any of my associates, or a result of any of our actions.

    Now, before i even defend myself, let me say one thing



    that quote alone right there proves that you have no idea whats even going on here

    i have NEVER once said that i am in conquest for your title.
    this is not a god damn political campaign.
    I have however said IF it comes to it, yes i would ACCEPT it, because i'd much rather do it myself, then let this carelessness continue.

    Now. back to my point.

    Now, lets say that i had stolen all the beer shown scattered all over the road in picture one (which first off let me say is a joke, PP.O Purple Passion and Budweiser only for me lol, Æ’uck what ever that skunk beer is)

    Who is that a direct reflection of?
    By posting these pictures Woo, all you did was back up my claims that you cannot adequately protect our liquor supplies

    If someone is able to make away with that much liquor in one raid, i think that speaks for itself

    And besides, I've already posted 3-4 of my findings of your hideouts, i could have easily made away with what i wanted then, but i didn't, so why would i start now?

    if you werent to lazy to read i stated that i let you
    make of with some beer so i could trail you to your hideout. this is not a picture book sometimes you got to read the letters!


    false acquisations seem to bee your thing iom sorry if intruded on it and made you jealous!

    woo out
    just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

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    Re: vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    "nickbo" wrote:
    In support of WOO !

    I would like to take time to let you, and maybe a few other people know, that to join Vikes_King's little empire, one must deal with membership rules, brainwashing rituals, huge amounts of money, and meeting locations enveloped in secrecy.

    Let me begin by saying that to say that libidinous malingerers are easily housebroken is insufferable nonsense and untrue to boot. There can be no doubt that we must encourage opportunity, responsibility, and community. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that in a tacit concession of defeat, Vikes_King is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his morally questionable, dodgy effusions have failed at.

    Membership rules and brainwashing rituals?

    Hm, well thats funny considering everyone that says they're joining "My side" i said "your support is enough" i dont through them into some special force or anything like that lol

    I do not need an army for this, and i do not want it.
    I started this alone i dont give a damn if i a finish it alone.
    I dont see the point in brainwashing people that i've publicly said that i don't even need them


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    Re: vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    vikes_king youre goose is cooked!
    I'm sorry Woo....I have to turn coat and support Vikes_King. I cannot support a candidate that has trouble with homonyms.

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    Re: vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    "Vikes_King" wrote:
    "nickbo" wrote:
    In support of WOO !

    I would like to take time to let you, and maybe a few other people know, that to join Vikes_King's little empire, one must deal with membership rules, brainwashing rituals, huge amounts of money, and meeting locations enveloped in secrecy.

    Let me begin by saying that to say that libidinous malingerers are easily housebroken is insufferable nonsense and untrue to boot. There can be no doubt that we must encourage opportunity, responsibility, and community. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that in a tacit concession of defeat, Vikes_King is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his morally questionable, dodgy effusions have failed at.

    Membership rules and brainwashing rituals?

    Hm, well thats funny considering everyone that says they're joining "My side" i said "your support is enough" i dont through them into some special force or anything like that lol

    I do not need an army for this, and i do not want it.
    I started this alone i dont give a gol 'darnit if i a finish it alone.
    I dont see the point in brainwashing people that i've publicly said that i don't even need them
    Hey Vikes_King, can i join....like...your special forces or somethi..ng.........crap.

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    Re: vikes_king youre goose is cooked!

    "Ltrey" wrote:
    vikes_king youre goose is cooked!
    I'm sorry Woo....I have to turn coat and support Vikes_King. I cannot support a candidate that has trouble with homonyms.
    good..better you turn on me now then in the heat of battle!
    woo out
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