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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire:
    A friend (and non-Viking fan) emailed this to me... I told him he is now banned from the smorgy... you betcha!!! :thumbright:

    Temperature Conversion Chart


    60 Above
    New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat
    People in Minn. plant gardens

    50 Above
    Californians shiver uncontrollably
    People in Minn. sunbathe

    40 Above
    Italian and English cars won't start
    People in Minn. drive with the windows down

    32 Above
    Distilled water freezes
    Lake Mille Lacs, Minn water gets thicker

    20 Above
    Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats
    People in Minn throw on a flannel shirt

    15 Above
    Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat
    People in Minn. have the last cookout before it gets too cold

    Zero
    People in Miami all die
    Minnesotans lick the flagpole

    20 Below
    Iowans fly away to Mexico
    People in MN get out their winter coats

    40 Below
    Hollywood disintegrates
    The Girl Scouts in MN are selling cookies door to door

    60 Below
    Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
    MN Boy Scouts postpone "winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough

    80 Below
    Mt. St. Helen's freezes
    People in MN rent some videos

    100 Below
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
    Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg

    297 Below
    Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products
    Cows in MN complain about farmers with cold hands

    460 Below
    All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale)
    People in MN start saying "cold nuff for ya?"

    500 Below
    Hell freezes over
    The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl
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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    It was cool up until the last part!

    To quote the great Stuart Scott.." Lets the haters hate and the players play."

    All that coldness reminds me of why we need to have an OUTDOOR stadium so the visitors can moan like little babies when their balls are frozen!!

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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    Thats pretty funny! :cheers: (get ready for a cold winter next year)

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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    "ADubya26" wrote:
    All that coldness reminds me of why we need to have an OUTDOOR stadium so the visitors can moan like little babies when their balls are frozen!!
    :thumbleft: Ahhhhhhhhh yes... the stadium debate! I'm with you! :thumbright:
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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    500 below!?!?!?!? damn I wonder what us desert folks would do
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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    Hahahhah very funny and it looks like in the next few years we'll have negative 500 plus degrees that will freeze this earth.
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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    "hawaiianvike21" wrote:
    Hahahhah very funny and it looks like in the next few years we'll have negative 500 plus degrees that will freeze this earth.
    I would GLADLY wear my parka year round for that!!!
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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    It was cute, and I did like the last part, too. :-)
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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    I may be mistaken (as I am unfamiliar with the imperial system), but isn't -500 impossible? I know absolute zero is at -273.15 degrees celsius :P


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    Vicious Attack on Minnesota...

    "ItalianStallion" wrote:
    I may be mistaken (as I am unfamiliar with the imperial system), but isn't -500 impossible? I know absolute zero is at -273.15 degrees celsius :P
    :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch:
    Italian, you're making my drummer brain ache with all those technical questons... BUT, an interesting question it is! Is temperature finite? :?:
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