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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

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    "gregair13" wrote:

    And if you are all about drinking it fast, just stab a hole in it and suck out the juices; much like you would with a woman.



    You stabbed holes in your woman?
    Damn, why not just use the ones that are already there.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

    "oaklandzoo24" wrote:
    This could become my preferred way to drink rather quickly tho.


    Reminds me of the good ol' days.



    This was mine......


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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

    "oaklandzoo24" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:

    And if you are all about drinking it fast, just stab a hole in it and suck out the juices; much like you would with a woman.



    You stabbed holes in your woman?
    Damn, why not just use the ones that are already there.
    lmao

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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

    "oaklandzoo24" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:

    And if you are all about drinking it fast, just stab a hole in it and suck out the juices; much like you would with a woman.



    You stabbed holes in your woman?
    Damn, why not just use the ones that are already there.

    ???

    You shouldn't have made that plural. What kind of juices are you sucking out of your woman?

    I sure hope it doesn't involve a teacup.

    :P

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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

    "singersp" wrote:
    "oaklandzoo24" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:

    And if you are all about drinking it fast, just stab a hole in it and suck out the juices; much like you would with a woman.



    You stabbed holes in your woman?
    Damn, why not just use the ones that are already there.

    ???

    You shouldn't have made that plural. What kind of juices are you sucking out of your woman?

    I sure hope it doesn't involve a teacup.

    :P
    Maybe cuz there is the mouth and the cutty.
    I don't toy around with the tailpipe sir.
    I play the game the way it is suppose to be played, clean.
    I don't play in the dirt.
    The only time i play in the back is when I put the pump in the tank and thats only when they aint jackin up the price.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

    "gregair13" wrote:
    Coors is gross and so is corona.
    And if you are all about drinking it fast, just stab a hole in it and suck out the juices; much like you would with a woman.
    Or beer bong is another favourite of those who wish to drink a beer in a matter of seconds.
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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

    "oaklandzoo24" wrote:
    Personally I prefer mine from a bottle anyway.
    Corona is the shit.
    And if I'm feeling like a rich bitch i put a little salt on the rim and a lime wedge in it.
    Life is good, drink it in.

    Thats how God gets his fix.

    :-X

    You shouldn't have to add anything to your beer. Corona is Mexican piss. It's light, low alcohol, with no taste, poorly produced beer, with no born on date(many imports do not, but this shit is so terrible and skunked they might as well not lie about it,) shitty packaging(4/10 of their cardboard come to the store damaged,) clear bottled, photochemically effected, microfiltered shit. I hate it and if you've ever drank a real beer so should you. Everything about it's production and shipment lead to terrible taste, fortunately they have a good marketing campaign and their sales aren't as effected as they should be. I think it's hilarious that so many people consider this a premium beer. I've got to say though, it's one of the best Mexican beers(not saying much,) and refreshing on a hot day.

    As far as Coors goes, I don't mind Coors, but I hate Coors light. Not only is it a waste of money, you can buy Keystone light for $5 less a 30 pack. The difference between the two beers? Two calories worth of maltodextrin. Do a blind taste test, I bet you can't tell the difference


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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

    Well, beer isnt my favorite drink.
    Im russian so Vodka is what I do.
    Lifewater.
    No chasers here.



    Or a nice gin and tonic is always good.


    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

    "jessejames09" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    Coors is gross and so is corona.
    And if you are all about drinking it fast, just stab a hole in it and suck out the juices; much like you would with a woman.
    Or beer bong is another favourite of those who wish to drink a beer in a matter of seconds.
    [youtube=425,350]zgByiienI6w[/youtube]
    Beer Bonging is definitely the way to go for fast beer drinking, however shotgunning works too if there is no bong in sight.


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    Re: Vented Wide-Mouth Can

    "oaklandzoo24" wrote:
    Well, beer isnt my favorite drink.
    Im russian so Vodka is what I do.
    Lifewater.
    No chasers here.



    Or a nice gin and tonic is always good.


    Smirnoff is produced domestically actually. I'm not a big fan of vodka.

    I do love gin and tonics though. 2 parts Bombay, 4-5 parts Schweppes tonic over ice, and a wedge of lime really can't be beat.

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