Vasectomy today

**enlvikeman** · 02-15-2007, 09:09 PM

Laid but naked on table with legs in stirrups in a freezing cold operating room.

To hot nurses assisting.

Humiliated from major shrinkage due to the room's temperature being set on Ice Age.

Typing this in front of my computer with a bag of frozen peas on my sac.

Anyone relate?

**BadlandsVikings** · 02-15-2007, 09:14 PM

good to know it went well..enjoy your peas.

**COJOMAY** · 02-15-2007, 09:17 PM

Had one done many years ago -- So long ago that they gave me a bottle of whiskey and a rope to bite down on. Piece of cake!
:P

**vikinginvirginia** · 02-15-2007, 09:38 PM

Dude, I relate. Two things that I will forget about the old vasectomy:
1: The nurse assistant was a female member of a fitness center that I managed, things were weird after that
2: You know you are done down there when you see smoke coming up from behind the tent.

A weekend of pain will be over soon, and you can be wild and free.

Reminds me, I saw a poster in
my doctors office on my last visit that advertised a laser vasectomy. Doc said its rather new, but far less painful and problematic.

**seaniemck7** · 02-15-2007, 10:17 PM

I will be setting up a "consultation" in the very near future...

**NDVikingFan66** · 02-15-2007, 10:54 PM

Mine was pretty flawless.....

I had a hot nurse assisting also, who my wife and I were close friends with.
The Dr who did it was a friend also, and asked my wife, who is a RN, if she wanted to assist.
I told the Dr I am not letting her anywhere near my jewels with a sharp object.
The Dr had a tough time with one side, told me my vas defferens was short, I told him to go easy on the personal attacks, I had never had any complaints.
My wife was in the room though, she thought it was cool.
S

The smoke did scare me a bit, but my Dr said it was as secure at Ft Knox.
I can comfortably not have to worry about having more children.
Fortunately for me though, my wife feels 2 types of birth control is the answer.
We also practice abstinence.

The pain will subside, and you will once again enjoy life.

**mr.woo** · 02-15-2007, 11:02 PM

this might clear some things up with anybody wondering what the hell a vasectomy is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M92f69aLCf0

**Prophet** · 02-16-2007, 01:52 AM

"COJOMAY" wrote:

Had one done many years ago -- So long ago that they gave me a bottle of whiskey and a rope to bite down on. Piece of cake!
:P

, reminds me of a guy I knew in the Philippines who was a dentist because he owned a pliers.

**Zeus** · 02-16-2007, 08:39 AM

"Prophet" wrote:

"COJOMAY" wrote:

Had one done many years ago -- So long ago that they gave me a bottle of whiskey and a rope to bite down on. Piece of cake!
:P

, reminds me of a guy I knew in the Philippines who was a dentist because he owned a pliers.

I was angry because I had no shoes.
Then I met a man who had no feet.

So I took his shoes.

=Z=

Del Rio · 02-16-2007, 08:59 AM

Our Neighbor had one and still had a baby, thought his wife was cheating on him, so he had a DNA test done and it was indeed his son, his wife was butt hurt over him not trusting her and it ended up breaking them apart.

That's all I got