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    Vasectomy today

    Laid but naked on table with legs in stirrups in a freezing cold operating room.

    To hot nurses assisting.

    Humiliated from major shrinkage due to the room's temperature being set on Ice Age.

    Typing this in front of my computer with a bag of frozen peas on my sac.

    Anyone relate?



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    Re: Vasectomy today

    good to know it went well..enjoy your peas.

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    Re: Vasectomy today

    Had one done many years ago -- So long ago that they gave me a bottle of whiskey and a rope to bite down on. Piece of cake!
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    Re: Vasectomy today

    Dude, I relate. Two things that I will forget about the old vasectomy:
    1: The nurse assistant was a female member of a fitness center that I managed, things were weird after that
    2: You know you are done down there when you see smoke coming up from behind the tent.

    A weekend of pain will be over soon, and you can be wild and free.

    Reminds me, I saw a poster in
    my doctors office on my last visit that advertised a laser vasectomy. Doc said its rather new, but far less painful and problematic.


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    Re: Vasectomy today

    I will be setting up a "consultation" in the very near future...

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    Re: Vasectomy today

    Mine was pretty flawless.....

    I had a hot nurse assisting also, who my wife and I were close friends with.
    The Dr who did it was a friend also, and asked my wife, who is a RN, if she wanted to assist.
    I told the Dr I am not letting her anywhere near my jewels with a sharp object.
    The Dr had a tough time with one side, told me my vas defferens was short, I told him to go easy on the personal attacks, I had never had any complaints.
    My wife was in the room though, she thought it was cool.
    S

    The smoke did scare me a bit, but my Dr said it was as secure at Ft Knox.
    I can comfortably not have to worry about having more children.
    Fortunately for me though, my wife feels 2 types of birth control is the answer.
    We also practice abstinence.

    The pain will subside, and you will once again enjoy life.

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    Re: Vasectomy today

    this might clear some things up with anybody wondering what the hell a vasectomy is.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M92f69aLCf0
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    Re: Vasectomy today

    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    Had one done many years ago -- So long ago that they gave me a bottle of whiskey and a rope to bite down on. Piece of cake!
    :P
    , reminds me of a guy I knew in the Philippines who was a dentist because he owned a pliers.
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    Re: Vasectomy today

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    Had one done many years ago -- So long ago that they gave me a bottle of whiskey and a rope to bite down on. Piece of cake!
    :P
    , reminds me of a guy I knew in the Philippines who was a dentist because he owned a pliers.
    I was angry because I had no shoes.
    Then I met a man who had no feet.

    So I took his shoes.

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    Our Neighbor had one and still had a baby, thought his wife was cheating on him, so he had a DNA test done and it was indeed his son, his wife was butt hurt over him not trusting her and it ended up breaking them apart.

    That's all I got

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