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Laid but naked on table with legs in stirrups in a freezing cold operating room.
To hot nurses assisting.
Humiliated from major shrinkage due to the room's temperature being set on Ice Age.
Typing this in front of my computer with a bag of frozen peas on my sac.
Anyone relate?
good to know it went well..enjoy your peas.
Had one done many years ago -- So long ago that they gave me a bottle of whiskey and a rope to bite down on. Piece of cake!
:P
Dude, I relate. Two things that I will forget about the old vasectomy:
1: The nurse assistant was a female member of a fitness center that I managed, things were weird after that
2: You know you are done down there when you see smoke coming up from behind the tent.
A weekend of pain will be over soon, and you can be wild and free.
Reminds me, I saw a poster in
my doctors office on my last visit that advertised a laser vasectomy. Doc said its rather new, but far less painful and problematic.
I will be setting up a "consultation" in the very near future...
Mine was pretty flawless.....
I had a hot nurse assisting also, who my wife and I were close friends with.
The Dr who did it was a friend also, and asked my wife, who is a RN, if she wanted to assist.
I told the Dr I am not letting her anywhere near my jewels with a sharp object.
The Dr had a tough time with one side, told me my vas defferens was short, I told him to go easy on the personal attacks, I had never had any complaints.
My wife was in the room though, she thought it was cool.
S
The smoke did scare me a bit, but my Dr said it was as secure at Ft Knox.
I can comfortably not have to worry about having more children.
Fortunately for me though, my wife feels 2 types of birth control is the answer.
We also practice abstinence.
The pain will subside, and you will once again enjoy life.
this might clear some things up with anybody wondering what the hell a vasectomy is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M92f69aLCf0
"COJOMAY" wrote:
:o, reminds me of a guy I knew in the Philippines who was a dentist because he owned a pliers.Quote:
Had one done many years ago -- So long ago that they gave me a bottle of whiskey and a rope to bite down on. Piece of cake!
:P
"Prophet" wrote:
I was angry because I had no shoes.Quote:
"COJOMAY" wrote:
:o, reminds me of a guy I knew in the Philippines who was a dentist because he owned a pliers.Quote:
Had one done many years ago -- So long ago that they gave me a bottle of whiskey and a rope to bite down on. Piece of cake!
:P
Then I met a man who had no feet.
So I took his shoes.
=Z=
Our Neighbor had one and still had a baby, thought his wife was cheating on him, so he had a DNA test done and it was indeed his son, his wife was butt hurt over him not trusting her and it ended up breaking them apart.
That's all I got