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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    "FedjeViking" wrote:
    Now I knew that Ultra was a nice polite guy. :lol: Except when he ragged on me about my posts when I joined! :evil:
    But you DESERVED that!!! :lol:
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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    "Del Rio" wrote:
    Wow this thread does not deliver.

    So the guy basically said, read EVERY post on our site before asking a question? Nice I'm gonna use that one here. :grin:
    Funny thing is a read a ton of threads there and I do Internet searches before asking.

    But some of the threads asking about encoding may turn into capture, so I would not even think to look there.

    Its like a thread here stating "Official Chester Taylor Thread" and then somebody puts an article about Kluwe in it. Then when somebody asks about Kluwe, they get jumped for not looking in the Chester thread.

    Should I call him an "Sheep Humping Asshat"?

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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    "Del Rio" wrote:
    Wow this thread does not deliver.

    So the guy basically said, read EVERY post on our site before asking a question? Nice I'm gonna use that one here. :grin:
    Funny thing is a read a ton of threads there and I do Internet searches before asking.

    But some of the threads asking about encoding may turn into capture, so I would not even think to look there.

    Its like a thread here stating "Official Chester Taylor Thread" and then somebody puts an article about Kluwe in it. Then when somebody asks about Kluwe, they get jumped for not looking in the Chester thread.

    Should I call him an "Sheep Humping Asshat"?
    Yes if you would have called him a Sheep Humping Asshat....then this thread would have delivered.

    Otherwise it is just a: Look at me handling things the correct way, and where the hell is the fun in that? :grin: :grin:

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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    Well, its just not that kind of forum I guess.

    Whats the fun in that?

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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    Well, its just not that kind of forum I guess.

    Whats the fun in that?
    I didn't entirely get that...are you ozzie?

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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    Ultra Went To Get Computer Advice (sung to Devil Went Down To Georgia)

    Ultra Went To Get Computer Advice
    He was looking for an easy way
    And he was in a bind
    'Cause he was way behind
    And was willin' to look all day
    When he came accross this young man postin' on the chat board
    and postin' it hot
    And Ultra jumped up on the message board and said,
    "Dude, let me tell you what:

    "I guess you didn't know it
    but I'm a moderator too,
    And if you care to help me now
    I'll make a bet with you...
    Now you may know the answer to what I need
    And that's makin' ol' Ultra pout
    I'll bet hard, all my Cris Carter cards
    'Cause I think I think you can help me out"

    The dude said, "My name's ozzie
    And it might be a lark
    But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
    'Cause Imma hit it out tha park."

    ozzie loosen up your fingers and type your keyboard hard
    'Cause hell's broke loose on the Internet
    And Ultra's bet his cards
    And if you win you get these shiny things they call Cris Carter cards
    But if you lose then Ultra will break your heart.

    ozzie answered Ultra and he said,
    "I'll tell you then."
    And fire flew from his fingertips
    As he typed his answer in.
    And he ran his mouse across the pad
    And it made a evil hiss
    Then a band of trolls joined in
    And it sounded something like this:

    "#^&^$@&*$&#*&^#^$"

    When ozzie finished Ultra said,
    "Well you're pretty good ol' son!
    But sit down in your computer chair right there
    And let me show you how it's done!"

    "I'm looking for an answer but I can't get none
    Ultra's on the board and he's having fun
    ozzie's trying to dog me but if I say so
    He can't top Ultra 'cause he's nuttin but a 'ho!"


    ozzie bowed his head
    Because he knew that he'd been beat,
    And he had to admit he was a total putz
    As he slunk away in total defeat
    Ultra said, "ozzie, just come on back
    if you ever wanna try again.
    I done told you once,
    You son-of-a-beeyatch,
    I'm the best that's ever been!"

    He played:
    "I'm looking for an answer but I can't get none
    Ultra's on the board and he's having fun
    ozzie's trying to dog me but if I say so
    He can't top Ultra 'cause he's nuttin but a 'ho!"


    :evil4:

    Sic 'em, Ultra!!!
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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    "DCPologirl" wrote:
    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    Well, its just not that kind of forum I guess.

    Whats the fun in that?
    I didn't entirely get that...are you ozzie?
    What? Read the thread. I was the one asking for help (as I stated in this thread).

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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
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    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    Well, its just not that kind of forum I guess.

    Whats the fun in that?
    I didn't entirely get that...are you ozzie?
    What? Read the thread. I was the one asking for help (as I stated in this thread).
    Yes master...I get it now thank you :roll: The guy sounded so retarded I thought that he was the one asking for help :shock:

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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    Nope, just me.

    That was the whole deal. I go to a forum (cause I bought the software) and ask a question. The forums are for asking questions so the company does not have to staff 100 customer service reps and they get free info from the dorks (like me) using their stuff.

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    Re: Ultra being told how to use a forum?

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    Nope, just me.

    That was the whole deal. I go to a forum (cause I bought the software) and ask a question. The forums are for asking questions so the company does not have to staff 100 customer service reps and they get free info from the dorks (like me) using their stuff.
    Well obviously he doesn't have anything better to do than read through every single post on that site. I found it somewhat disturbing that he had that many posts lol

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