Thread: Two Absolutes.

1. Everyone is an idiot.

2. Everything on the Internet is true.

See #1:

I think like an IDIOT and I'm proud
I use to feel alone in a crowd
But now you look around these days
And it seems that there's an IDIOT craze.

I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT, we're all IDIOTS
Wouldn't you like to be an IDIOT too?
I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT
if you think like an IDIOT, you're an IDIOT too!

Us IDIOTS are an interesting breed
No original thoughts do we need
Ask any IDIOT and they'll say
"Only a true IDIOT thinks that way"

I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT, we're all IDIOTS
Wouldn't you like to be an IDIOT too?
I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT, we're all IDIOTS
Wouldn't you like to be an IDIOT too?

Be an IDIOT, think like an IDIOT! come on!
Be an IDIOT, think like an IDIOT! come on!
Be an IDIOT, think like an IDIOT! come on!
Be an IDIOT, think like an IDIOT! come on!

Sung to this old Dr. Pepper jingle:

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This is fun.

[quote="Prophet"]1. Everyone is an idiot.

And do you know why everyone ends up being an idiot?

It is called "The Peter Principle"

A great book to read.

I thought it was death and taxes?

I'm suddenly craving a Dr. Pepper.....................and a cute young guy who can dance.

"countrygirl" wrote:

I thought it was death and taxes?

CG, you're obviously misinformed (unless you read it on the Internet).

"Freya" wrote:

I'm suddenly craving a Dr. Pepper.....................and a cute young guy who can dance.

:lol:

"Freya" wrote:

I'm suddenly craving a Dr. Pepper.....................and a cute young guy who can dance.

Would a Diet Dr. Pepper and a cute 40-ish man who can dance do?