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    Two Absolutes.

    1. Everyone is an idiot.

    2. Everything on the Internet is true.

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    Re: Two Absolutes.

    See #1:

    I think like an IDIOT and I'm proud
    I use to feel alone in a crowd
    But now you look around these days
    And it seems that there's an IDIOT craze.

    I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT, we're all IDIOTS
    Wouldn't you like to be an IDIOT too?
    I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT
    if you think like an IDIOT, you're an IDIOT too!

    Us IDIOTS are an interesting breed
    No original thoughts do we need
    Ask any IDIOT and they'll say
    "Only a true IDIOT thinks that way"

    I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT, we're all IDIOTS
    Wouldn't you like to be an IDIOT too?
    I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT, we're all IDIOTS
    Wouldn't you like to be an IDIOT too?

    Be an IDIOT, think like an IDIOT! come on!
    Be an IDIOT, think like an IDIOT! come on!
    Be an IDIOT, think like an IDIOT! come on!
    Be an IDIOT, think like an IDIOT! come on!

    Sung to this old Dr. Pepper jingle:

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    Re: Two Absolutes.

    This is fun.

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    Re: Two Absolutes.

    [quote="Prophet"]1. Everyone is an idiot.

    And do you know why everyone ends up being an idiot?

    It is called "The Peter Principle"

    A great book to read.

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    Re: Two Absolutes.

    I thought it was death and taxes?

    I'm exercising my ass by doing flexing exercises while typing. Prophet 3:42pm March 16, 2007
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    Re: Two Absolutes.

    I'm suddenly craving a Dr. Pepper.....................and a cute young guy who can dance.


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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    Re: Two Absolutes.

    "countrygirl" wrote:
    I thought it was death and taxes?
    CG, you're obviously misinformed (unless you read it on the Internet).

    "Freya" wrote:
    I'm suddenly craving a Dr. Pepper.....................and a cute young guy who can dance.
    :lol:

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    Re: Two Absolutes.

    "Freya" wrote:
    I'm suddenly craving a Dr. Pepper.....................and a cute young guy who can dance.
    Would a Diet Dr. Pepper and a cute 40-ish man who can dance do?
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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