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    Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    I recently cancelled my membership at a boxing club because for the same monthly due I can get the whole family involved at the local Y. The YMCA offers all kinds of activities for kids such as swim lessons, gymnastics, etc. I now have access to weights and a pool.

    Well last night was my first visit. I'm not in the locker room for more than 2 minutes when some guy in his 70's or 80's walks up to me.

    Stranger [pointing at my Minnesota Vikings shirt]: Hey, you're a Vikings fan?
    PR: Yes.
    Stranger: Cool! I'm life-long Vikings fan! Are you from Minnesota?
    PR [feeling a little awkward]: Yes, I lived in E. Grand Forks when I was a kid, but moved to California in 86'.
    Stranger: I grew up in Windorn. I sure do love those Vikings? How do you think they will do this season.
    PR[wanting to walk away]: Umm.. I think they will suprise people. Solid lines, good defense, great running attack.
    Stranger: I don't know about that new quarterback though. I don't think he is ready..
    PR: He will be ok. Hey I gotta go.. nice talking to you.

    The point of this post --- (if you are reading this) old, NAKED guy at the YMCA, please put on clothes before discussing the Vikings; it would make things a little less uncomfortable.

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    Re: Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    LOL!! Nice, I thought it was great that there was another vikes fan there for you to talk to, too bad he was in the buff! lol Maybe next time you should talk to him in the weightroom or something! lol

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    Get used to it.
    Old guys don't have any shame . . . or . . . forget they are naked at times.

    It won't be the last time you have a conversation at the YMCA with an elderly naked man.
    Don't worry, they aren't showing off . . .
    ;D

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    Re: Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    so when did it get brokeback YMCA? ;D

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    Re: Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    He didn't touch you did he?

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    Re: Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    Holy old Naked Man.......My best advice next time this might happen is to RUN!!!

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    Re: Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    LOL! You two were probably both so excited discussing the upcoming season, you were both spoting wood.

    How embarrasing is that?

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    Re: Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    Actually i have a better idea.
    You mentioned you had to cancel your boxing membership for the family?
    Well if thats the case you could always use your boxing skills and knock his old ass out!!!
    HA HA!
    j/k

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    Re: Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    "Garland" wrote:
    so when did it get brokeback YMCA? ;D
    I'm pretty sure it's always been brokeback at the YMCA.
    I think that is where the idea for the movie came from.
    ;D

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    Re: Too Late To Cancel My Membership @ the YMCA?

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "Garland" wrote:
    so when did it get brokeback YMCA? ;D
    I'm pretty sure it's always been brokeback at the YMCA.
    I think that is where the idea for the movie came from.
    ;D
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    Young men, there's no need to feel down
    I said, young men, pick yourself off the ground
    I said, young men, 'cause you're in a new town
    There's no need to be unhappy

    Young men, there's a place you can go
    I said, young men, when you're short on your dough
    You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
    Many ways to have a good time

    (Chorus 1
    It's fun to stay at the YMCA
    It's fun to stay at the YMCA
    They have everything for young men to enjoy
    You can hang out with all the boys
    It's fun to stay at the YMCA
    It's fun to stay at the YMCA
    You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
    You can do whatever you feel

    Young men, are you listenin' to me?
    I said, young men, what do you wanna be?
    I said, young men, you can make real your dreams
    But you've got to know this one thing

    No man does it all by himself
    I said, young men, put your pride on the shelf
    And just go there to the YMCA
    I'm sure they can help you today

    (Repeat chorus 1)

    Young men, I was once in your shoes
    I said, I was down and out with the blues
    I felt no man cared if I were alive
    I felt the whole world was so tight

    That's when someone came up to me
    And said, "Young man, take a walk up the street
    It's a place there called the YMCA
    They can start you back on your way"

    (Chorus 2
    It's fun to stay at the YMCA
    It's fun to stay at the YMCA
    They have everything for young men to enjoy
    You can hang out with all the boys
    YMCA
    It's fun to stay at the YMCA
    Young men, young men, there's no need to feel down
    Young men, young men, pick yourself off the ground

    (Chorus 3
    YMCA
    And just go to the YMCA
    Young men, young men, I was once in your shoes
    Young men, young

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