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  1. 08-23-2007, 01:17 PM #1
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    Tom Brady's Baby Ends Holdout

    http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/08/tom-bradys-baby-ends-holdout.html

    [size=12pt]Tom Brady's Baby Ends Holdout [/size]

    WHHHAAAHH! WHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Whaaaaaa! Whaaaaaaaaa!

    WHOA HOLY SHIT! Where the fuck am I? Last thing I remember, I was sliding down the inside of my mom and now some asshole in a mask and green pajamas is trying to nostril-fuck me! Get that fucking thing out of my nose! If you're so eager to help, you can grab a rag there and wipe some of this pussy shrapnel off my face! And turn some of these fucking lights down! You're not delivering a king-sized order of onion rings, faggots!

    Seriously, where the fuck am I? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? What is this place? This kinda looks like a small cafeteria to me, but where are all the stacks of trays? Wait a sec, am I in NFL Europe? That would explain why it's so cold, out here in Nonpussyville. I don't think I can survive outside of the snatch for, oh, more than a couple of hours. Guys, for real, I can feel my lips starting to chap. You mind if I run back into my mom for a second? I have some gloves in there. I'll be right back, seriously. I swear.
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  2. 08-23-2007, 01:27 PM #2
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    Re: Tom Brady's Baby Ends Holdout

    ;D, that is what I call informative.
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    Re: Tom Brady's Baby Ends Holdout

    "Prophet" wrote:
    ;D, that is what I call informative.
    Maybe I should have put that into the Clubhouse....TNT....can you move it for me?

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    Re: Tom Brady's Baby Ends Holdout

    Sounds to me like a case for home birth.
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    Re: Tom Brady's Baby Ends Holdout

    If the stork brings the baby, who screws the stork?
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    Re: Tom Brady's Baby Ends Holdout

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    If the stork brings the baby, who screws the stork?
    The Woodpecker
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    Re: Tom Brady's Baby Ends Holdout

    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    If the stork brings the baby, who screws the stork?
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