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    Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    DES MOINES, Iowa - Cat haters, nevermind: The tiny town of Randolph has rescinded a $5 bounty on feral feline.

    Instead, the southwest Iowa town of 200 people has agreed to work with animal rescue groups on a catch, neuter and release program.

    "We've told them to get it lined up to do it," Mayor Vince Trively said Friday............
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080315/ap_on_fe_st/cat_bounty

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    Re: Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    DES MOINES, Iowa - Cat haters, nevermind: The tiny town of Randolph has rescinded a $5 bounty on feral feline.

    Instead, the southwest Iowa town of 200 people has agreed to work with animal rescue groups on a catch, neuter and release program.

    "We've told them to get it lined up to do it," Mayor Vince Trively said Friday............
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080315/ap_on_fe_st/cat_bounty
    Got to get me some wild pussy?

    Is there a bounty on beaver?

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    Re: Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    I heard kittens make excellent shark bait.

    As much as I hate cats, just can't bring myself to try it though.
    :'(
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    Re: Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    much easier way to do that.. just have an indian take-away opened up in the town. Guarantee that the cat population will be reduced by half inside 6 months.... ;D
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    Re: Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    I had heard that pussy in Iowa was only worth $5

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    Re: Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    Cats suck...

    ...the one in my house (i refuse to call him "mine") just attacked me today.....
    If you're planning on getting a cat, don't just get him declawed, get him deteethed...could've, would've, should've...

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    Re: Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    "KrackerJack" wrote:
    Cats suck...

    ...the one in my house (i refuse to call him "mine") just attacked me today.....
    If you're planning on getting a cat, don't just get him declawed, get him deteethed...could've, would've, should've...
    My daughter had one that liked to go through the screens all the time.
    I loved baby girl way to much to harm that cat, but I was sure happy the day it got flattened by a car after getting out of the house through one of my recently replaced screens.
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    Re: Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    "KrackerJack" wrote:
    Cats suck...
    Yeah - why have a pet with personality and spirit when you can have an obedient and mindless shit-machine with a twice-a-day committment for 15 years.

    Weeeeee.

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    Re: Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "KrackerJack" wrote:
    Cats suck...
    Yeah - why have a pet with personality and spirit when you can have an obedient and mindless shit-machine with a twice-a-day committment for 15 years.

    Weeeeee.

    =Z=
    I know you're not talking shit about dogs.

    If you were to fall in the shower and hit your head, knocking you out, a dog would try to do anything it could to get you help.

    A cat would eat your body to survive.
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    Re: Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

    "SnoBumMN" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "KrackerJack" wrote:
    Cats suck...
    Yeah - why have a pet with personality and spirit when you can have an obedient and mindless pooh-machine with a twice-a-day committment for 15 years.

    Weeeeee.

    =Z=
    I know you're not talking pooh about dogs.

    If you were to fall in the shower and hit your head, knocking you out, a dog would try to do anything it could to get you help.

    A cat would eat your body to survive.
    Naw, the damn thing would rip out a screen and just leave.
    Give me a hound anyday.
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