Tiny Iowa town rescinds $5 cat bounty

**BadlandsVikings** · 03-15-2008, 01:22 PM

DES MOINES, Iowa - Cat haters, nevermind: The tiny town of Randolph has rescinded a $5 bounty on feral feline.

Instead, the southwest Iowa town of 200 people has agreed to work with animal rescue groups on a catch, neuter and release program.

"We've told them to get it lined up to do it," Mayor Vince Trively said Friday............

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080315/ap_on_fe_st/cat_bounty

**singersp** · 03-15-2008, 01:41 PM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

DES MOINES, Iowa - Cat haters, nevermind: The tiny town of Randolph has rescinded a $5 bounty on feral feline.

Instead, the southwest Iowa town of 200 people has agreed to work with animal rescue groups on a catch, neuter and release program.

"We've told them to get it lined up to do it," Mayor Vince Trively said Friday............

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080315/ap_on_fe_st/cat_bounty

Got to get me some wild pussy?

Is there a bounty on beaver?

**Marrdro** · 03-16-2008, 08:26 AM

I heard kittens make excellent shark bait.

As much as I hate cats, just can't bring myself to try it though.
:'(

**AngloVike** · 03-16-2008, 03:10 PM

much easier way to do that.. just have an indian take-away opened up in the town. Guarantee that the cat population will be reduced by half inside 6 months.... ;D

**singersp** · 03-16-2008, 07:39 PM

I had heard that pussy in Iowa was only worth $5

**KrackerJack** · 03-16-2008, 07:49 PM

Cats suck...

...the one in my house (i refuse to call him "mine") just attacked me today.....
If you're planning on getting a cat, don't just get him declawed, get him deteethed...could've, would've, should've...

**Marrdro** · 03-17-2008, 09:05 AM

"KrackerJack" wrote:

Cats suck...

...the one in my house (i refuse to call him "mine") just attacked me today.....
If you're planning on getting a cat, don't just get him declawed, get him deteethed...could've, would've, should've...

My daughter had one that liked to go through the screens all the time.
I loved baby girl way to much to harm that cat, but I was sure happy the day it got flattened by a car after getting out of the house through one of my recently replaced screens.
;D

**Zeus** · 03-17-2008, 09:29 AM

"KrackerJack" wrote:

Cats suck...

Yeah - why have a pet with personality and spirit when you can have an obedient and mindless shit-machine with a twice-a-day committment for 15 years.

Weeeeee.

=Z=

**marcosMN** · 03-17-2008, 09:43 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"KrackerJack" wrote:

Cats suck...

Yeah - why have a pet with personality and spirit when you can have an obedient and mindless shit-machine with a twice-a-day committment for 15 years.

Weeeeee.

=Z=

I know you're not talking shit about dogs.

If you were to fall in the shower and hit your head, knocking you out, a dog would try to do anything it could to get you help.

A cat would eat your body to survive.

**Marrdro** · 03-17-2008, 09:49 AM

"SnoBumMN" wrote:

"Zeus" wrote:

"KrackerJack" wrote:

Cats suck...

Yeah - why have a pet with personality and spirit when you can have an obedient and mindless pooh-machine with a twice-a-day committment for 15 years.

Weeeeee.

=Z=

I know you're not talking pooh about dogs.

If you were to fall in the shower and hit your head, knocking you out, a dog would try to do anything it could to get you help.

A cat would eat your body to survive.

Naw, the damn thing would rip out a screen and just leave.
Give me a hound anyday.
;D