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    Time to get drunk

    Happy St. Patty's to all. I took the afternoon off to watch a little BBall and to get an early start to what will surely be a blacked out night. Hopefully I won't make any drunk dials like this guy.

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    Re: Time to get drunk

    Amen brother. It should be an awesome night. Hopefully I don't pass out before the North Carolina game tonight because I have been waiting all week for it.

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    Re: Time to get drunk

    Here"s an email I received today:

    Subject: Important Safety Notice



    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the Escherichia Coli bacteria usually found in feces.



    In other words, we will have consumed 1 liter of shit. However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum, tequila or other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.



    It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and therefore bad for you.

    Remember:

    Water = Shit

    Alcohol = Health

    Free yourself of shit, drink alcohol!!!

    It's better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit!



    HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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    Re: Time to get drunk

    "MensaTice" wrote:
    Happy St. Patty's to all. I took the afternoon off to watch a little BBall and to get an early start to what will surely be a blacked out night. Hopefully I won't make any drunk dials like this guy.

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhh Mesa ... that was f@#king hilarious !!!! Ya, dont be "that guy" this evening.

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    Re: Time to get drunk

    :shock:

    OMG, talk about psycho...
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    Re: Time to get drunk

    Does anyone here have any Irish roots?

    You know.. At all?

    (Does not enjoy St. Patrick's day, for the record).

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    Re: Time to get drunk

    I have zero Irish in me but I am onehundred percent for any holliday thats lone purpose is to get as drunk as possible.

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    Yes, I'm ~20% Irish, although my father thinks he is 100% Irish.

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    Re: Time to get drunk

    "MensaTice" wrote:
    I have zero Irish in me but I am onehundred percent for any holliday thats lone purpose is to get as drunk as possible.
    As long as you drink Guinness I guess no-one will care.

    Just make sure you don't sign up to the IRA or anything like that.

    You think I'm kidding? Last year on St Patrick's Day my friends and I were canvassed by an Irishman desperate to convince us to join the IRA.

    At which point I stopped drinking the Guinness.

    Til New Years. In Dublin. :roll:

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    Guiness while there's daylight, then whiskey.

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