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    Thought you all might get a laugh.

    Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, and go to Hell.

    The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.
    He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?

    Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of
    snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.'

    The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
    heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota,
    the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer.

    The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in abject
    misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'

    Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere
    at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'

    The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
    comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
    been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell.

    The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging
    everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail,
    moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with
    Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats,
    and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming
    like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn
    up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is
    wrong with you two?'

    They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if
    hell is froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'

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    Re: Thought you all might get a laugh.

    LOL
    Vegans are eating the rainforests. =(

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