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    There's a new sheriff in town

    There's a new sheriff in town
    By Jim Caple
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    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: There's a new sheriff in town

    I wish that opening statement WERE true...Bud is a DUD!!!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: There's a new sheriff in town

    On my way home to Seattle, I stopped off in Minnesota, where I met with the Twins and pointed out all the rainouts and snowouts the first two weeks of the season. Then I showed them all the weather records in Minnesota for the month of April over the past 50 years. And then I told them that they damn well were going to put a retractable roof on their new stadium. "And," I said to owner Carl Pohlad, "You've got more than enough money, so I expect you to pay the extra cost yourself you cheap, greedy SOB."

    i couldnt stop laughing
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    Thanks josdin00

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    Re: There's a new sheriff in town

    The whole story was hillarious and in many cases very true. The twins do need a roof on there stadium or they will have to rescedule 20 games a year including some in October.

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    Re: There's a new sheriff in town

    Its not like they have to reschedule a game just because its raining.
    If its pouring thats one thing, but light rain shouldn't dictate rescheduling.
    Rescheduling 20 games would mean that we are rescheudling 25% of our home games!
    I highly doubt that would ever happen.

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