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    Theme Songs for PP.O Members

    "Hot for Teacher" - NeumDog (since VikeBabe is a teacher...and presumably NeumDog is hot for her...at least he had better be!) :grin:

    Hot For Teacher - Van Halen

    (spoken)
    "Oh wow, man !"
    "Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"
    "My butt, man !"

    (sung)
    T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
    Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
    Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
    teacher needs to see me after school.
    I think of all the education that I missed.
    But then my homework was never quite like this.
    Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
    I'm hot for teacher.
    I got it bad, so bad,
    I'm hot for teacher.

    (spoken)
    "Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
    "I brought my pencil"
    "Gimme something to write on, man"

    (sung)
    I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
    I know about this school.
    Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
    How did you know that golden rule ?
    I think of all the education that I missed.
    But then my homework was never quite like this.
    Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
    I'm hot for teacher.
    I got it bad, so bad,
    I'm hot for teacher.

    (guitar solo)

    (spoken)
    "Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
    "I don't feel tardy"
    "Class dismissed
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Theme Songs for PP.O Members

    Fat Bottomed Girls - YogidaBear (since he likes to talk about that sort of thing a lot)

    Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

    Are you gonna take me home tonight
    Ah down beside that red firelight
    Are you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls
    You make the rockin world go round

    Hey I was just a skinny lad
    Never knew no good from bad
    But I knew life before I left my nursery
    Left alone with big fat fanny
    She was such a naughty nanny
    Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
    Hey hey!

    Ive been singing with my band
    Across the wire across the land
    I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
    But their beauty and their style
    Went kind of smooth after a while
    Take me to them dirty ladies every time

    Oh wont you take me home tonight?
    Oh down beside your red firelight
    Oh and you give it all you got
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

    Hey listen here
    Now your mortgages and homes
    I got stiffness in the bones
    Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
    Oh but I still get my pleasure
    Still got my greatest treasure
    Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
    Now get this

    Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
    Oh down beside your red firelight
    Oh you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
    Get on your bikes and ride

    Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
    Fat bottomed girls
    Yeah yeah yeah
    Fat bottomed girls
    Yes yes

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    Re: Theme Songs for PP.O Members

    I'm thinking that my theme song would change daily. In honor of the Pat Robertson thread, here's mine today.
    [size=18px]
    Jesus Was A Terrorist
    [/size]

    by the Dead Kennedys

    Jesus was a terrorist
    Enemy of the state
    That's what the Romans labeled him
    So he was put to death

    He died for his beliefs
    What's changed today?

    Today bible-thumping cannibals
    Reap money from his name
    Buy cable networks & power
    With old ladies' checks

    If Jesus saw Pat Robertson
    What do you think he'd say?
    Tax free then re-write our laws
    And sick 'em on you
    Women don't control their bodies
    TV preachers do

    Censor everything from bathing suits
    To science books
    From the schoolroom to the bedroom
    They want our thoughts - or else

    They treat us like the Romans
    Used to treat the Christians
    Even some church-going folks are scared

    Modern catacombs of fear
    Built with money, power, and threats
    Rock 'n Roll is labeled porn
    Sell a record, you're under arrest

    Instead of fighting AIDS
    They try to stop us having sex
    They brag that they won't quit
    Till they take dominion over our lives

    Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act
    Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat
    Believe what you want
    But we'll fight to keep
    Our heads from being cemented in your sand
    I am a dipshit!!!

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    [size=18px]It's Raining Men[/size] would be a good choice for Cajunvike. :lol:

    Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
    According to all sources, the street's the place to go
    Cause tonight for the first time
    Just about half-past ten
    For the first time in history
    It's gonna start raining men.

    It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
    I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
    Absolutely soaking wet!
    It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
    It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
    Tall, blonde, dark and lean
    Rough and tough and strong and mean

    God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
    She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
    She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
    So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
    It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
    It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
    It's Raining Men! Amen!

    I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
    Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
    Rip off the roof and stay in bed

    God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
    She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
    She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
    So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
    It's Raining Men! Yeah!

    Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
    According to all sources, the street's the place to go
    Cause tonight for the first time
    Just about half-past ten
    For the first time in history
    It's gonna start raining men.

    Just kidding! Here's Cajun's REAL song (dealing with his affinity for picking up women)...

    [size=18px]Wanna B Ur Lover by Weird Al[/size]

    I don't have a library card
    But do you mind if I check you out?
    I like your skeletal structure, baby
    You're an ectomorph, no doubt

    Your face is real symmetrical
    And your nostils are so nice
    I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
    So I could see you twice

    Girl, you smell like Fritos
    That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
    You're so hot, you're gonna melt
    The elastic in my underwear

    I'll bet you're magically delicious
    Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
    You'd look like Venus de Milo
    If I just cut off your arms
    What I'm tryin' to say is ...

    I wanna be your lover, baby
    I need somebody to love
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
    Now, I need somebody to love

    Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

    Do you believe in love at first sight
    Or should I walk by again?
    My love for you'd like diarrhea
    I just can't hold it in

    Stop, drop and roll now
    'Cause baby, you're on fire
    I'll bet your outfit
    Makes a lot of noise in the drier

    You're absolutely perfect
    Don't speak now, you might spoil it
    Your eyes are even bluer
    Than the water in my toilet

    Say, has anyone ever told you
    You've got Yugoslavian hands?
    No, of course not, that would be stupid
    Just forget I ever brought it up
    The point I'm trying to make is ...

    I wanna be your lover, baby
    I need somebody to love
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
    Now, I need somebody to love

    Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

    I wanna be your Krakatoa
    Let my lava flow all over you
    I wanna be your anaconda
    And your heat-seeking missile too

    I wanna be your beef burrito
    Am I making this perfectly clear?
    I wanna be your love torpedo
    Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
    Uh huh

    I hope I'm not being forward
    But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
    You can tell me truthfully
    Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

    There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
    To desribe how smooth I am
    Maybe you've seen my picture
    It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

    My lips are registered weapons
    Can I invade your personal space?
    You must have fallen from heaven
    That would explain how you messed up your face

    Well, how'd you get through security?
    'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
    I'd like to take you home right now
    So you can meet my mom
    Because I ...

    I wanna be your lover, baby
    I need somebody to love
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
    Now, I need somebody to love

    Girl, you must be Jamaican
    Because Jamaican me crazy
    Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    Because Jamaican me crazy

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    Re: Theme Songs for PP.O Members

    Well, I have a wife, a two year old, a full time job, and I'm going back to school for my MBA. I think I'll go with this one:

    BARENAKED LADIES LYRICS

    "Who Needs Sleep?"

    Now I lay me down not to sleep
    I just get tangled in the sheets
    I swim in sweat three inches deep
    I just lay back and claim defeat

    Chapter read and lesson learned
    I turned the lights off while she burned
    So while she's three hundred degrees
    I throw the sheets off and I freeze

    Lids down, I count sheep
    I count heartbeats
    The only thing that counts is
    that I won't sleep
    I countdown, I look around

    Who needs sleep?
    well you're never gonna get it
    Who needs sleep?
    tell me what's that for
    Who needs sleep?
    be happy with what you're getting
    There's a guy who's been awake
    since the Second World War

    My hands are locked up tight in fists
    My mind is racing, filled with lists
    of things to do and things I've done
    Another sleepless night's begun

    Lids down, I count sheep
    I count heartbeats
    The only thing that counts is
    that I won't sleep
    I countdown, I look around

    Who needs sleep?
    well you're never gonna get it
    Who needs sleep?
    tell me what's that for
    Who needs sleep?
    be happy with what you're getting
    There's a guy who's been awake
    since the Second World War

    Who needs sleep?
    well you're never gonna get it
    Who needs sleep?
    tell me what's that for
    Who needs sleep?
    be happy with what you're getting
    There's a guy who's been awake
    since the Second World War

    There's so much joy in life,
    so many pleasures all around
    But the pleasure of insomnia
    is one I've never found
    With all life has to offer,
    there's so much to be enjoyed
    But the pleasures of insomnia
    are ones I can't avoid

    Lids down, I count sheep
    I count heartbeats
    The only thing that counts is
    that I won't sleep
    I countdown, I look around

    Hala Hala Hala

    Who needs sleep?
    well you're never gonna get it
    Who needs sleep?
    tell me what's that for
    Who needs sleep?
    be happy with what you're getting
    There's a guy who's been awake
    since the Second World War

    [Repeat]

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    Re: Theme Songs for PP.O Members

    Here's mine...

    [size=18px]George Lucas Raped Our Childhood[/size]

    When the world became alive
    A Sci-Fi Movie so profound
    Then 20 long years later
    It all became a lie
    When they changed it all around.

    Han steps on Jabba’s Tail
    The Old versions aren’t for sale
    I don’t know which is worse
    They put in all that CGI
    And I just wanted to die
    When Creedo shoot first
    That’s why say…

    George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
    George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
    George Lucas Raped Our Childhood (repeat)

    But there was more to the story
    Of Leia Han and Luke
    So they went back many years
    They made the prequel Movies
    So excited I could puke
    But then all that came were tears.

    Episode I just stinks
    Remember Jar Jar Binks
    And how he stepped in poo
    It’ll never be the same
    Midiclorians are lame
    And what up with Naboo?
    That’s why we say…

    George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
    George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
    George Lucas Raped Our Childhood (repeat)

    George Lucas came down in the form of a giant Swamp bat to abduct my childhood from where it was innocently picking flowers by a stream.
    And I swear as sure as the twin sunset on Tatooine that I will never give lucas another dollar of my money… at least until the Episode 3 Super Special Edition DVDs come out, I gotta get those.

    I try to close my eyelids
    He says the movies are for kids
    But I can’t believe the hype.
    Because is could be just me
    The news characters seem to be
    All racial stereotypes
    That’s why we say...

    George Lucas Raped Our Childhood

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    lol

    A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order. -- Bud Grant

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    Re: Theme Songs for PP.O Members

    Mine has got to be

    Eminem --- Till i Collapse

    that was the song i listen to before games in high school and college it just gets me pumped

    [Intro]
    Sometimes you just feel tired, feel weak
    And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up
    But you gotta search within you, try to find that inner strength
    and just pull that shit out of you
    And get that motivation not to give up, and not be a quitter
    No matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face, and collapse

    [Eminem]
    Till I collapse I'm spillin these raps long as you feel 'em
    Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killin 'em
    Cause when I am not, then I'ma stop pinnin 'em
    and I am not hip-hop and I'm just not Eminem
    Subliminal thoughts, when I'ma stop sendin 'em
    Women are caught in webs, spin 'em and hoch venom
    Adrenalin shots of penicillin could not get the illin to stop
    Amoxacillin's just not real enough
    The criminal cop killin hip-hop villain
    A minimal swap to cop millions of 'Pac listeners
    You're comin with me, feel it or not you're gonna fear it
    like I showed ya the spirit of God lives in us
    You hear it a lot, lyrics to shock
    Is it a miracle or am I just product of pop fizzin up?
    Fo' shizzle my wizzle, this is the plot, listen up
    You bizzles forgot, Slizzel does not give a fuck

    [Chorus 2X: Nate Dogg]
    Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
    Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth
    Till the smoke clears out - am I high? Perhaps
    I'ma rip this shit, till my bones collapse

    [Eminem]
    Music is like magic, there's a certain feelin you get
    when you real and you spit an' people are feelin your shit
    This is your moment, and every single minute you spend
    tryin to hold on to it cause you may never get it again
    So while you're in it, try to get as much shit as you can
    And when your run is over just admit when it's at its end
    Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half the shit gets in
    I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in
    It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie
    Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
    But in this industry I'm the cause of a LOT of envy
    So when I'm not put on this list, the shit does NOT offend me
    That's why you see me walkin around like nothin's botherin me
    Even though half you people got a fuckin problem with me
    You hate it but you know respect you got to give me
    The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney, Nate hit me

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    Soon as the verse starts, I eat at an MC's heart
    What is he thinkin? How not to go against me, smart!
    And it's absurd, how people hang on ev-ery word
    I'll probably NEVER get the props I feel I ever deserve
    But I'll never be served, my spot is forever reserved
    If I ever leave Earth, that would be the death of me first
    Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothin could ever be worse
    That's why I'm clever when I put together ev-ery verse
    My thoughts, are sporadic, I act, like I'm a addict
    I rap, like I'm addicted to smack like I'm Kim Mathers
    But I don't wanna go forth and back in constant battles
    The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers
    So this is like a full blown attack I'm launchin at 'em
    The track is on some battlin raps who want some static?
    Cause I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim matters
    A plaque and platinum status is WACK if I'm not the baddest, so

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem] Until the roof
    [N.Dogg] Until the roof
    [Eminem] The roof comes off
    [N.Dogg] The roof comes off
    [Eminem] Until my legs
    [N.Dogg] Until my legs
    [Em + N] Give out from under me

    [Eminem] I will not fall, I will stand tall
    [Eminem] Feels like no one can beat me
    Can Someone please Hook me up with a Sig

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    ~Bite it You Scum~ GG Allen

    you want me to kiss your a$$
    bend over buddy here comes my foot
    i don't need your cry a$$ $hit
    tempers rising take a fit

    bite it you scum
    bite it you scum
    bite it you scum
    bite it you scum

    you want me to contribute
    all i've got is blood for you
    all you want is more and more
    gluttony, you pig you whore

    bite it you scum
    bite it you scum
    bite it you scum
    bite it you scum

    one day when your end is near
    i'll be laughing at your fear
    when you're gone there will be none
    who will be fugging up my fun, no one.



    bend over buddy here comes my foot?? Kinda reminds me of Ned :razz:

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    Help, I'm a Rock! ~ Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

    Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
    Help, I'm a rock! Help, I'm a rock! Help, I'm a rock!
    Somebody, please, please!
    Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock...
    Wow man, it's a drag being a rock
    Help I'm a rock...
    I wish I was anything but a rock
    Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
    Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know
    Maybe if I passed my driving test
    I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up
    In front of Ben Franks, right!

    Help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!
    (Help I'm a rock...), help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!
    It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor
    Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
    Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,
    You know, in society, because,
    You know, it's a drag when you're rejected
    So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
    And I got this letter back that said, UHU, AHA

    It can't happen here
    It can't happen here
    I'm telling you, my dear
    That it can't happen here
    Because I been checkin' it out, baby
    I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm
    And I'm telling you
    It can't happen here
    Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
    (Bop bop bop bop)
    That it can't happen here

    Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas...
    Kansas Kansas tototototodo
    Kansas Kansas tototototodo
    Kansas Kansas
    Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota...
    Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota
    Who could imagine...

    Who could imagine
    That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.
    D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C.
    It can't happen here
    Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
    It can't happen here
    It can't happen here
    Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
    No freaks for us
    It can't happen here
    Everybody's clean and it can't happen here
    No, no, it won't happen here
    I'm telling you it can't
    It won't happen here
    (Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)
    Plastic folks, you know
    It won't happen here
    You're safe, mama
    You're safe, baby
    You just cook a TV dinner
    And you make it
    (Bop bop bop)
    No no no no
    Oh, we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up
    Go get a TV dinner and cook it up
    Cook it up
    Oh, and it won't happen here
    (No no no no no no no no no no no
    Man you guys are really safe
    Everything's cool).
    Who could imagine
    Who could imagine
    That they would freak out in the suburbs!

    I remember (tu-tu)
    I remember (tu-tu)
    I remember (tu-tu)
    They had a swimming pool
    I remember (tu-tu)
    I remember (tu-tu)
    They had a swimming pool
    I remember (tu-tu)
    I remember (tu-tu)
    They had a swimming pool.
    And they thought it couldn't happen here
    (duh duh duh duh duh)
    They knew it couldn't happen here
    They were so sure it couldn't happen here
    But...

    Suzie...
    Yes yes yes--I've always felt that
    Yes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah...
    It's a real THING, man
    And it really makes it
    (Makes it)

    Suzie, you just got to town,
    And we've been, we've been very interested
    In your development.
    Forget it!
    Hmmmmmmmmm
    (It can't happen here)


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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