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    That'll teach him to tinkle outside

    APPLETON, Wis. - An apparently drunk man picked the wrong place to tinkle. Appleton police arrested the man Friday afternoon after he reportedly relieved himself in front of the police department..........
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080225/ap_on_fe_st/ticket_for_tinkling

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    Re: That'll teach him to tinkle outside

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    APPLETON, Wis. - An apparently drunk man picked the wrong place to tinkle. Appleton police arrested the man Friday afternoon after he reportedly relieved himself in front of the police department..........
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080225/ap_on_fe_st/ticket_for_tinkling
    BAC 4x the legal limit? so i'm assuming something along the lines of .32 or so.. i've blown higher than that before..
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    and screw public urination, i pissed on (not in, leaned up against the wall and pissed onto) a chair in my living room friday night.
    i think i win, wheres my damn article!?


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    Re: That'll teach him to tinkle outside

    That'll teach him to tinkle outside
    I still laugh at the story my step father told me that he did when he was younger.

    He was peeing outside on a farm in the bushes, but failed to see there was an electric fence wire running through it.

    The best way he could describe it was referencing a banana being peeled.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: That'll teach him to tinkle outside

    "singersp" wrote:
    That'll teach him to tinkle outside
    I still laugh at the story my step father told me that he did when he was younger.

    He was peeing outside on a farm in the bushes, but failed to see there was an electric fence wire running through it.

    The best way he could describe it was referencing a banana being peeled.
    My dads cousin was sitting on the toilet when he was litte and stuck a safty pin in the light socket mid stream

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