[size=12pt]Jay Gibbons Accidentally Assaults Wife [/size]

Athletes physically abusing their wives certainly isn't an aberration in the sports world, even when it is in regard to spares such as Lee Nailon. However the accidental assault might be the rarest feat in the history of sports...I have seen more triple plays in my life than what Jay Gibbons did this past Sunday.

"The scene occurred in the ninth inning of the Baltimore Orioles' game against Minnesota on Saturday. Gibbons fouled a ball straight back over the screen and into the rib cage of his wife, Laura."

The odds of hitting your wife is pretty rare and this whole event might be viewed as one big, weird coincidence, but I have my own theory...