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    Texas Redneck

    The Redneck Poet



    The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
    First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

    Slowly across the desert sand
    Trekked a lonely caravan;
    Men on camels, two by two
    Destination Timbuktu.



    The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

    Me and Tim a huntin' went.
    Met three women in a pop up tent.
    They was three, and we was two,
    So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.



    The redneck won hands down!
    Yesterday is History
    Tomorrow a Mystery
    TODAY is a GIFT that is why WE
    call it the "PRESENT"

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    Texas Redneck

    LOL, that was great!!! I can't stop laughing, I think I have tears from that one!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Texas Redneck

    (In a Texas drawl) Amen.
    Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will all be judged by only one thing - the result." --Vince Lombardi

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