Thread: Texas Redneck
07-30-2004, 12:39 PM #1
The Redneck Poet
The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!Yesterday is History
Tomorrow a Mystery
TODAY is a GIFT that is why WE
call it the "PRESENT"
07-30-2004, 12:41 PM #2
LOL, that was great!!! I can't stop laughing, I think I have tears from that one!!
I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!
07-30-2004, 01:04 PM #3Pro-Bowler
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