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    Tenjewberrymuds

    Got this via email from a friend and thought it was hilarious.

    To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

    The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:


    Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."


    Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."


    RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

    G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."


    RS: "Ow July den?"

    G: "What??"

    RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

    G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
    Sorry, scrambled please."

    RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

    G: "Crisp will be fine."

    RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

    G: "What?"

    RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

    G: "I don't think so."

    RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

    G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

    RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RS: "We bodder?"

    G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

    RS: "Wad?"

    G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

    RS: "Copy?"

    G: "Excuse me?"

    RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

    G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

    RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

    G: "Whatever you say."

    RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

    G : "You're very welcome."

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    Re: Tenjewberrymuds

    Well anyway..., I thought it was funny.

    This is interesting:

    Olny srmat poelpe can.

    Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt

    I think some people at PP.O participated in the Cmabrgide Uinervtisy study.

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    Re: Tenjewberrymuds

    Haha, that's pretty funny. It reminds me of some of my tech support conversations.

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    Re: Tenjewberrymuds

    bhehe so people understand me finie

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    Re: Tenjewberrymuds

    I guess we're all dislexic Articnv

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    Re: Tenjewberrymuds

    "SKOL" wrote:
    Well anyway..., I thought it was funny.

    This is interesting:

    Olny srmat poelpe can.

    Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt

    I think some people at PP.O participated in the Cmabrgide Uinervtisy study.
    That is crazy! The human mind is amazing.

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    Re: Tenjewberrymuds

    Sweet that reminded me of Artic! I can understand Artic perfect.. That is pretty sweet

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