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    Tank Johnson, Pac-Man Jones Killed While Arguing Over Who Inspired NFL Code

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    Tank Johnson, Pac-Man Jones Killed While Arguing Over Who Inspired NFL Code Of Conduct
    March 29, 2007 | | Onion Sports

    CHICAGO—The short, turbulent, and controversial lives of NFL cornerback Adam "Pac-Man" Jones and defensive tackle Terry "Tank" Johnson ended in a Chicago-area strip club last Tuesday night when an argument over which player had the greatest influence on the NFL's proposed code of conduct escalated into horrific but predictable violence. "We already had the club under surveillance as a possible hub for drug dealing, arms trading, prostitution, gambling, and counterfeiting, so when Jones and Johnson arrived around 11 p.m. we weren't surprised," FBI agent Ronald Murchowski told reporters on the scene. "They had no sooner ordered their bodyguards to throw money on the stage when the question of who had in fact inspired the new NFL player-conduct policies brought them to blows, stabbings, personal arson, and finally, gunplay." The NFL has not yet announced how it would deal with such tragedies in the future under the proposed "Jones/Johnson" or "Johnson/Jones" rules.
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    Re: Tank Johnson, Pac-Man Jones Killed While Arguing Over Who Inspired NFL Code

    i'm assuming this is a big joke since its in the clubhouse? O.o


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    Re: Tank Johnson, Pac-Man Jones Killed While Arguing Over Who Inspired NFL Code

    lol, then i looked at the related links >.>

    High School Basketball Star Announces He Will Skip College, Go Straight To Embittered Alcoholism


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    Re: Tank Johnson, Pac-Man Jones Killed While Arguing Over Who Inspired NFL Code

    "Vikes_King" wrote:
    i'm assuming this is a big joke since its in the clubhouse? O.o
    Everything from Onion Sports is a joke.

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