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    Tailgating Quiz Show

    Answer how many time Webby puked tonight and win a nice prize:

    Take a cooler full of beer and ice...thoughtfully consumed until little remained before the Packer game.

    Break: Webby puts cooler in garage returning home from game so excited from victory, not checking contents before storing.

    Consider: Nearly two weeks later, Webby comes home, more than a few barley pops in him and decides to clean up the remainder of hastily stacked tailgating props.

    Open: a cooler with 2 pounds of gorganzola cheese, well wreaked for 2 weeks in room temperature air all pent up in a powerful exhale of disgusting and tragic proportions.

    Winner gets to powerwash my garage.

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    Re: Tailgating Quiz Show

    Webby, are you okay? :lol:

    How many times did you puke? 6.

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    Re: Tailgating Quiz Show

    Well,AK, I am fine unto myself. When Mrs Webby finds out I will be either in the doghouse or laughing it up. Lets hope for the latter as I am sure the rotten cheese is my fault.

    Considering I can see Wisconsin from my home across the river, I was confused by the normal smell of rotten hick with a hint of tin from their trailers. I just thought they shut off the water over there so they couldn't shower.

    I can only imagine what would have happened several weeks hence had I not discovered the beast in my garage.

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    Re: Tailgating Quiz Show

    "webmaster" wrote:
    Well,AK, I am fine unto myself. When Mrs Webby finds out I will be either in the doghouse or laughing it up. Lets hope for the latter as I am sure the rotten cheese is my fault.

    Considering I can see Wisconsin from my home across the river, I was confused by the normal smell of rotten hick with a hint of tin from their trailer. I just thought they shut off the water over there so they couldn't shower.

    I can only imagine what would have happened several weeks hence had I not discovered the beast in my garage.
    Tell Mrs. Webby that Brett favre came over to say "hi". She'll just say "Yes, I can smell that" :lol:

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    Re: Tailgating Quiz Show

    5 times.

    Thats normal for Tahoe driving suburbanintes! :razz:

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    Re: Tailgating Quiz Show

    Real puking or just dry heaves? There is a difference you know.

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    Re: Tailgating Quiz Show

    Something of that nature is usually a 3 puker!

    1st puke from the initial putrid smell like someone kicked in the ribs of a bloated road kill deer.

    2nd puke is usually from witnessing the contents of your 1st puke on the floor.

    3rd puke is usually a combination of the remeberance of that initial smell, the taste of vomit still in your mouth & the realization of the mess you have to now have to clean up.

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    Re: Tailgating Quiz Show

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    5 times.

    Thats normal for Tahoe driving suburbanintes! :razz:
    That's right. We do everything big, just like our trucks out here in the quasi-country.

    Geez, Ultra, nice spelling. I hear that's inherent in GMC drivers. HA!

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    Re: Tailgating Quiz Show

    Can't stop laughing! Can't believe my honey would think I'd blame him! I was equally guilty in not emptying said cooler immediately upon return. Kept thinking it was only beer- forgot about the cheese. The big blue cooler sits outside right now... am afraid to even open it (which I should do, just to say I share in my husband's disgust so I know what he's talking about) but I'm quite sure my imagination is doing an acurate job. Am thinking we should just chuck the whole thing and invest $15 in a new one, lesson learned. Let it sit outside for awhile while we ponder that...

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    Re: Tailgating Quiz Show

    "mrswebby" wrote:
    Can't stop laughing! Can't believe my honey would think I'd blame him! I was equally guilty in not emptying said cooler immediately upon return. Kept thinking it was only beer- forgot about the cheese. The big blue cooler sits outside right now... am afraid to even open it (which I should do, just to say I share in my husband's disgust so I know what he's talking about) but I'm quite sure my imagination is doing an acurate job. Am thinking we should just chuck the whole thing and invest $15 in a new one, lesson learned. Let it sit outside for awhile while we ponder that...
    Someone has to save the beer. :razz:

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