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    Taco Bell Defends its 88% Beef

    If Taco Bells beef is 88 percent ground beef and 12 percent secret recipe, can it still be called ground beef? The Yum Brand says yes, and is running a full-page Thank You For Suing Us ad today in USA Today, the Wall Street Journal, and New York Times responding to a lawsuit accusing the fast-food chain of not meeting USDA standards for marketing its meat..
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    Re: Taco Bell Defends its 88% Beef

    The other 12% is a top-secret blend of Ex-Lax and dysentery-infected weasel intestines.
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    Re: Taco Bell Defends its 88% Beef

    Quote Originally Posted by "bbqplatypus318" #1088792
    The other 12% is a top-secret blend of Ex-Lax and dysentery-infected weasel intestines.
    Lol. Either that or an easy way to get rid of obnoxious talking Chihuahua's that have huge severance packages.
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    Re: Taco Bell Defends its 88% Beef

    12% anti-hangover concoction!


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    Re: Taco Bell Defends its 88% Beef

    If Taco Bells beef is 88 percent ground beef......
    Any part of the cows meat is considered "beef". That would include cheeks, jowls lips, penis, etc....

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    Re: Taco Bell Defends its 88% Beef

    If you are going to Taco Bell, its not to eat healthy. Its usually to punish yourself. Who cares how much beef is in there as long as it tastes good and doesn't kill me.
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    Re: Taco Bell Defends its 88% Beef

    Quote Originally Posted by "battleaxe4cheese" #1088793
    Quote Originally Posted by "bbqplatypus318" #1088792
    The other 12% is a top-secret blend of Ex-Lax and dysentery-infected weasel intestines.
    Lol. Either that or an easy way to get rid of obnoxious talking Chihuahua's that have huge severance packages.
    he said the chihuahas have huge packages.
    Why must you defend everything this FO does....to the point of making your self look like a yes man.

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