Subject: Custody battle Ruling
> A seven year old Kansas City boy was at the center of a courtroom drama
> morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of
> the boy.
> The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded
> custody to his aunt.
> The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused
> to live there.
> When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried
> out that they beat him more than anyone.
> The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody
> Custody was granted to the Green Bay Packers this morning as the boy
> believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.
Green Bay police station toilet stolen.
Cops say they have nothing to go on.