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    Re: stupid songs

    my lovely lady lumps... check it out!


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    "shockzilla" wrote:
    That STUPID @SS song by the Black Eyed Peas (you call that sh!t music???)
    "My Humps"!!! DUMBEST song I ever heard.
    "My Humps"

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside your trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these ices.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and NaDonna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    But I ain't askin,
    They say they love my ass ‘n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'
    So I keep on takin'
    And no I ain't taken
    We can keep on datin'
    I keep on demonstrating.

    My love, my love, my love, my love
    You love my lady lumps,
    My hump, my hump, my hump,
    My humps they got u,
    She's got me spending.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    What u gon' do with all that ass?
    All that ass inside them jeans?
    I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
    Make u scream, make you scream.
    Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

    I met a girl down at the disco.
    She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
    I could be your baby, you can be my honey
    Let's spend time not money.
    I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
    Milky, milky cocoa,
    Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

    They say I'm really sexy,
    The boys they wanna sex me.
    They always standing next to me,
    Always dancing next to me,
    Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
    Lookin' at my lump, lump.
    U can look but you can't touch it,
    If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
    You don't want no drama,
    No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
    So don't pull on my hand boy,
    You ain't my man, boy,
    I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
    And move my hump.

    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
    My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
    My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
    My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
    In the back and in the front (lumps)
    My lovin' got u,
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    What you gon' do with all that ass?
    All that ass inside them jeans?
    I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
    Make you scream, make you scream.
    What you gon do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off this hump.
    What you gon' do wit all that breast?
    All that breast inside that shirt?
    I'ma make, make, make, make you work
    Make you work, work, make you work.

    She's got me spendin'.
    Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
    She's got me spendin'.
    Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

    [Will.i.am]
    So Real [x17]

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    BLACK EYED PEAS are the bomb!
    -"No. No. No. No. Babe. No. No. No. No. Don't Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie. Oh ooooooooooh. Oh oooooooooooh"
    -"I know that you like my style. I know that you like my style. We gonna pull down your pants right now."
    -"no. no. no. no. don't funk with my heart"
    BonoSugaRay IS Betamethasone Dunkin

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    Re: stupid songs

    Artist : Los Del Rio

    Title : Macarena



    When I dance they call me Macarena
    And the boys they say que soi buena (?)
    They all want me, they can't have me
    So they all come and dance beside me
    Move with me, jam with me
    And if you're good I'll take you home with me

    Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
    Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria y cosa buena
    Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
    Eeeeeh, Macarena - ay

    Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena ...

    Now, don't you worry 'bout my boyfriend
    The boy whose name is Vittorino
    Ha, I don't want him, couldn't stand him
    He was no good so I ... (giggle)
    Now come on, what was I supposed to do
    He was out of town, and his two friends were soooooo fine

    Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena ... (2 times)

    (I am not trying to seduce you)

    Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Ma-, Macarena ...

    Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena ... (2 times)

    Come and find me, my name is Macarena
    I'm always at the party 'cause I think it's cosa buena (?)
    Come join me, dance with me
    And all you fellas tag along with me

    Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena ... (5 times

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    Re: stupid songs

    Feed The Tree
    written by Tanya Donelly
    This old man I've talked about
    broke his own heart,
    poured it in the ground
    Big red tree grew up and out,
    throws up its leaves,
    spins round and round.

    I know all this and more
    So take your hat off
    when you're talking to me
    and be there when I feed the tree

    This little squirrel I used to be
    slammed her bike down the stairs
    They put silver where her teeth had been
    Baby silvertooth, she grins and grins


    I know all this and more
    So take your hat off boy
    when you're talking to me
    and be there when I feed the tree

    Take your hat off boy
    when you're talking to me
    and be there when I feed the tree

    This old man I used to be
    spins around, around, around the tree
    Silver baby come to me
    I'll only hurt you in my dreams

    I know all this and...
    I know all this and...
    I know all this and more

    So take your hat off boy
    when you're talking to me
    and be there when I feed the tree

    Take your hat off
    when you're talking to me
    and be there when I feed the tree


    ????????????????????????????????????????

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    Re: stupid songs

    "mnvikes61" wrote:
    I'm a Green Day fan but I'll have to agree BBQ that 'American Idiot' is a lousy album and I really don't understand why people are sooooo crazed about it :roll:
    Because they are BRAIN DEAD???
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: stupid songs

    the title is way better than the lyrics. the title make it sound like a good song, but it's not





    Fat Guy in a Little Coat


    by 8th Grade

    It's funny
    how feeling change
    and how they rearranged
    towards me and you

    and how you
    acted like a friend
    when only in the end
    the truth came through
    so you bitch and then you whine
    someone give this kid a dime
    so he can call somebody who cares

    I don't need a friend like you
    A kid who complains through and through
    If I stab you in the back
    You'll see how I feel

    Chorus
    It's all mine
    It's all for me
    I want it done this way
    And it's the only way it can be

    No your
    Your doing this wrong
    Your not allowed input
    During " my " song

    So move on
    Our time came to an end
    No need to come back now
    Again and again

    I'll be nice
    Maybe one more time
    Before you get me mad
    And I speak my mind

    So maybe now you'll see
    You don't matter much to me
    So I don't think that I would care

    Cause I don't need a friend like you
    A kid who complains through and through
    If I stab you in the back
    You'll see how I feel

    It's all mine
    It's all for me
    I want it done this way
    And it's the only way it can be

    No your
    Your doing this wrong
    Your not allowed input
    During " my " song

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    Re: stupid songs

    "Vikes" wrote:
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
    Dat laffy taffy

    I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
    I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
    I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
    Cuz you so thick
    Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
    Cuz I stay so hard
    You can suck me for a long time
    (Oh my god!)
    Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
    Dis a candy sto'
    And I'm really geeked up
    And I got mo' dro
    I pop, I roll
    It's soft I know
    It's da summer time
    But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
    Gone get loose (oh)
    Gone get low (oh)
    don't be shy
    H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
    I kno' you wanna ride
    You a star and it shows
    (What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
    Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]

    Cum on trick cum on trick
    Here go Mr. Chocolate
    I like da way you break it down
    Waddle, stop you watchin me
    Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
    Big ol a** you shakin b****
    Close yo mouth and don't say s***
    Bend on ova and hit a split
    Work dat pole and work it well
    Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
    Gurl let me touch ya
    I will neva tell
    Security gaurd don't scare nobody
    gol 'darnit right I touched dat h**
    All da money just hit da flo'
    D4L I'm ready to go
    H** can't even shake no mo
    Dey tired out
    Lets ride out
    B**** you wanna go
    Den she can go
    She get in my car
    I ain't playin no mo
    Start movin on my Faybo
    B**** she probably already kno'
    Let me see dat laffy taffy
    (dun dun dunt)

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
    Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

    Say baby gurl
    A wat you gon' do
    I got a hundred 1s
    I wanna pour on you
    Just keep dat a** shakin
    And I keep tippin' you
    While I sit back like a playa
    And sip dat grey goose
    Feelin' all loose
    Cuz gurl you on your job
    You got my d*** hard
    Da way you touch dem toez
    Workin' dem micros
    On da stilletos
    You made it skeet skeet skeet
    Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
    Got me goin' in my pocket
    Pullin' out mo' dough
    Let da waitress kno' I need to order
    Five hundred mo'
    You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo'
    So gone and pack dem bags
    And let's mothaf***in' go
    I'm waitin' on yo fine a**
    At da front doe
    Gurl you don kno'
    Ima toss da laffy taffy
    Toss it flip it and slap it
    Bust a couple of nuts
    And get right back at it

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
    Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x
    i was gonna post that, but since you beat me to it, i guess i'll post the other hideous song by a group that should not be making money putting out crap music, D4L. somebody tell me how they got a record deal? both beats in these songs sound exactly the same only one is a little faster.


    Artist: D4L
    Album: Down for Life
    Song: Betcha Can't Do it Like Me


    You fuckin' thieves
    We D4L
    And we back

    Betcha, betcha, betcha, betcha, betcha....

    [Hook]
    I betcha can't do it like me (nope)
    I betcha can't do it like me (nope)
    I betcha can't do it like me (nope)
    I betcha can't do it like me (nope)
    I betcha can't do it like me (nope)
    I betcha can't do it like me (nope)
    I betcha can't do it like me (nope)
    I betcha can't do it like me (nope)

    (Oh, Fa-bo)

    Prince O in the house and we represent the south
    And I got to let 'em know
    D4L came to ride and we can roll
    Ain't nothin' but the pimpin' inside and she can go
    We done kicked up, they can watch me roll
    Anybody buck better lock and load
    Ain't goin' to the truck better watch that ho
    If she knuck, if she buck she can hit 'em wit a fo'

    Oh, I betcha stand on one toe
    With ya arms in the air immitate Fa-bo
    Stop drop roll pop one time
    Lean back, Sprewell and pop one mo'
    Oh I betcha can't get like me
    Roll a blunt and take a hit like me
    Step in the club and pull a bitch like me
    He split like hair he should like me

    I betcha can't do it like me
    I'm tipsy off Coke and Hennessy
    When I walk up you niggaz envy me
    Cause I'm D4L you know who we be
    Made ya first streak in 2003
    2004 it's all about me
    I'm gonna explain so ya'll folks can see
    Watch me do it, it's so easy
    First ya get real low
    Bounce on ya toes
    Snap ya finger, make yo arm roll
    Hit the flo' do the Fa-bo
    Get real crazy and scream out Oh!
    I'm tired of givin' you suckers game for free
    Next time when I pull out my cd
    Thirty-two tracks to thirty-two G's
    I bet you can't do my dance like me, Oh!

    [Hook]

    Now we on some other shit
    D4L, ya can't see this
    Stayin' down with them ghetto hits
    A team of soldiers spittin' lyrics
    Talkin' slick, he gon' beats this shit
    Choppa will, it's gonna hit you quick
    Splack-a, Splack-a duck bitch
    Betcha can't work this streak like this
    Flip a P and it keeps so quick
    Broke down in dimes and nicks
    Hit the club so fresh with click
    On the floor, doin' a dance like this

    Locster that walked through the door
    With a box of the blunts and an ounce of the dro
    And a bag of them pills and ya know I'm spinnin' like whoa
    I'll knock a nigga ass to the flo'
    Ask Carlos, ask Fa-bo
    Ask Lamar and Mook-B ask Bruski, they all know
    Nope, I ain't really playin' with a ho
    When the cat start sprayin' I ain't layin' with a ho
    I catch 'em in the hood and hit with the fo'
    Do my dance on that ho

    Nope, I betcha can't do it like a G
    Grab a tee and wipe the feet like met
    Ain't gonna do it right but they still wanna see
    And they all wanna but they can't do it like me

    Nope, but I can do it like me
    Shake the leg and get to it like me
    DJ booth, you like me
    Make 'em dance and get crunk like me

    [Hook]

    They know I'm low I'm C-E-O
    Got stacks on deck, I pop I roll
    The cars the clothes, the life I know
    The hard, the soft, the dro that's so
    It's time that I shine, it's D4L
    On my grandmama potna, all haters go to hell
    I can't stand drama shawty ain't no stories I can't tell
    Betcha can't do it like me, can't break no bank
    Everytime they try they fail, come on

    [Hook]

    Nope
    Nope
    Nope
    Nope
    Nope
    Nope

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    Re: stupid songs

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
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    (from south park, i'm sure about everyword will get censored)

    Speaking of South Park...

    Kyle's Momma is a big fat bitch
    She's the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit
    Remember back in the day when she was skinny
    Now she's ugly and she still thinks she pretty

    I just laugh and walk on past
    and say "Shit God Damn thats a big fat ass"
    I don't know much but I do know this
    I still let her suck this 10 foot dick

    Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch
    Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch
    Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch
    She's a three toed, snake ass, cross-eyed bitch

    My homie Kyle lives up the block
    And his big fat momma sucks my cock
    I Love Kerry Collins (and John Rocker).

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    Muskrat Love - Captain and Tennille

    Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
    Doin the town and doin it right
    In the evenin
    Its pretty pleasin

    Muskrat susie, muskrat sam
    Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
    And they shimmy
    And sammys so skinny

    And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
    Singin and jingin the jango
    Floatin like the heavens above
    It looks like muskrat love

    Nibbling on bacon, chewin on cheese
    Sammy says to susie honey, would you please be my missus?
    And she say yes
    With her kisses

    And now hes ticklin her fancy
    Rubbin her toes
    Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
    As they wriggle, and sue starts to giggle

    And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
    Singin and jingin the jango
    Floatin like the heavens above
    It looks like muskrat love

    La da da da da ...


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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