Thread: stupid songs

"mnvikes61" wrote:

Most of the popular hip-hop stuff lately has been really dumb, plus they all talk about the same thing, at least that is what it sounds like to me.

Agreed. Pretty much anything on the Radio right now (in terms of lyrical content) sucks. I'm sorry, I love hip hop...I just hate the people doin it.
(Stole that from lil brother and edited a lil)

-Shake that Laffy Taffy
-Love (Keisha Cole)
-When you're mad (Ne-Yo)
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Here's a post about "American Idiot" from some moron on a letssingit.com discussion board (I don't have the heart to make fun of his spelling errors - the poor guy clearly suffers from serious brain damage):

"Some F!cking Idiot" wrote:

ok everything i've heard about Green Day suking sh!t and this is a crappy song and that the band sucks....guess what..there are a lot more people that like GD then the people that hate it...and the second thing i was gunna say is...whoever doesn't like GD is a g@y f@g...there music and thier band blasts all the other bands away...oh ya and another thing if you don't like GD why are you in here?and just fuck off already!my opinion is that you guys like GD..and that's why you're in here..and again whoever doesn't like Green Day doesn't know what thier missing
American Idiot rocks!! along with all thier other songs

FOREVER ROCK GREEN DAY

Are you finished? Well, then, allow me to retort!

"Some F!cking Idiot" wrote:

guess what..there are a lot more people that like GD then the people that hate it

Tell me, Forrest Gump, when you wrote this, did you check this post for irony? Well, judging from the fact that your screenname is GreenDayFan101, you clearly did not check your screenname for idiotic, banal unoriginality, so I'm guessing you didn't. Lemme explain it to you, punkin. You claim that the "fact" that there are more people like Green Day than those who don't (well, maybe that's a few billion starving children in third-world countries short of being true, but why let the truth get in the way of a perfectly idiotic argument?) means that Green Day truly is the best. Well, since there are more people voted for G-Dub than there are people who didn't, I guess that means any complaint about him is wrong, in which case, why buy an album based on an "incorrect" opinion?

And furthermore, even if Green Day fans actually constituted the majority of the entire global population, the question of whether or not an assertion is true doesn't depend on how many people believe it, dipshit. Millions of Germans thought Hitler was right, yet I don't see a whole lot of non-skinheads siding with him. Sorry, you lose this one. Swing-a-miss, strike one!

"Some F!cking Idiot" wrote:

and the second thing i was gunna say is...

Yeah, and? Could you get to the point, Professor? If you're going to smake a point, just say it, you $hithead. Don't strain your few functioning brain cells wasting time typing worthless $hit like "and the second thing i was gunna say is..."

"Some F!cking Idiot" wrote:

whoever doesn't like GD is a g@y f@g

First of all, thanks for clarifying what type of f@g that you're talking about. If you hadn't included that adjective, I would never have guessed that you're talking about the type of homosexual who happens to like having sex with other men, as opposed to one of those other kinds. You must be one of those stupid kinds of dumb@$$es. :roll:

That's a very compelling argument, by the way. Anybody who doesn't prescribe to your spoon-fed corporate lack of taste in music is a homosexual. A truly great rhetorical tactic: make an argument that is so mind-numbingly stupid that your opponent actually becomes dumber after reading it. You even provide me with further proof that you aren't even capable of grasping the dumb, oversimplified, primitive message that Green Day milked for every cent they could when you imply that being g@y implies that a person is wrong. Nice going, bigot. That makes three strikes already, but I'm having too much fun to stop.

"Some F!cking Idiot" wrote:

there music and thier band blasts all the other bands away

Ah, yes. Two different spellings of the same word, both of which are incorrect. Nice use of objective facts, too. Yep, look out, Beatles. Here comes Green Day to "blast you away." And they are clearly the masters of their instruments. Jimi who? Keith whaaa? Never heard of 'em, 'cuz I'm a tool.

Oh, and "blast you away" is inarguably the lamest expression in the English language. In fact, it is given the highest possible value, by which all other lameness is measured, in the Yale University Lameness Index. Anyone who uses it is both a nimrod and a lamewad. Hey, it rhymes! Congratulations, you're a poem!

"Some F!cking Idiot" wrote:

oh ya and another thing if you don't like GD why are you in here?and just f!ck off already!my opinion is that you guys like GD...and that's why you're in here

Wow, you caught me. I've been saying bad things about Green Day because I secretly like them. Busted. Darn, and I was having so much fun. I like Green Day so much, I just have no choice but to talk about how much they suck, 'cuz I'm really insecure about my taste in music. That's the only logical explanation, right? I couldn't just hate them so much that I felt the need to vent my opinions in a review. Naaww, that would make too much sense. The mere thought of someone disagreeing with you just boggles the mind!

You don't have to LIKE Green Day to write a review of one of their songs, Einstein. You don't have exclusive rights to expressing your "opinion" (or, more accurately, lack thereof).

I think I've found the American Idiot. Guess who it is? Congratulations, IT'S YOU!!! A parade will be held in your honor next Thursday. (If you're not from America, congratulations on your citizenship. Come on in, the border's wide open).

Really, the only logical course of action for a braindead tool like you is to run down to the local supermarket and get a clue. They're located in the "Get Real" section of the supermarket next to the lives and actual original opinions. Or you could just kill yourself. It would be a whole lot cheaper and would save everyone else some oxygen.

really good song:
Black Buddafly's "Bad Girl"
Anyone know when their album will drop? Anyone got a bootleg/mixtape (with this song on it)?

I'm a Green Day fan but I'll have to agree BBQ that 'American Idiot' is a lousy album and I really don't understand why people are sooooo crazed about it :roll:

I liked that one song by GD made some years ago: When I Come Around.
Now that song was/is still the bomb!!!!! I can listen to that just about any time.
I heard you crying loud,
all the way across town
You've been searching for that someone,
and it's me out on the prowl
As you sit around feeling sorry for yourself
Don't get lonely now
And dry your whining eyes
I'm just roaming for the moment
Sleazin' my back yard so don't get so uptight
you been thinking about ditching me

No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around

I heard it all before
So don't knock down my door
I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser
to try and slag me down because I know you're right
So go do what you like
Make sure you do it wise
You may find out that your self-doubt means nothing
was ever there

You can't go forcing something if it's just
not right

No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around
When I come around

No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around
When I come around
When I come around
When I come around

This has to be the dumbest song I ever heard! It still makes me cringe to hear it come on the radio. ukeright: ukeright:

Well everybody's heard about the bird !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !

[repeat]

Everybody's heard about the bird !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !

[repeat]

Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard about the bird !

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word ! Yeah !

Well everybody's heard, about the bird !
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Everybody's heard, about the bird !
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Everybody's heard, about the bird !
Everybody's heard, about the bird !

Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard, about the bird !

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word ! Yeah!

SURFIN' BIRD!!!!

Well everybody's heard, about the bird !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !

Well everybody's heard, about the bird !
Yeah everybody's heard, about the bird !
Everybody's heard, about the bird !

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard, about the bird !

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word ! Go!!

[claps]

Everybody's heard, about the bird !

[repeat eight times]

Yeah!!!

Everybody's heard about the bird !

Everybody's heard about ... bird !

(yeah, that'll do)

I met your mother in the trailer park
Out turning tricks for beer and gas
I stole behind her like a tiger shark
And I bit her on the ass

She didn't know me till I grabbed her wig
And said she looked like Donald Trump
She couldn't kick me with her wooden leg
So she beat me with the stump

We pledged to spend the night severely blitzed
And hailed some cabbie from Iraq
We paid our fare to town with counterfeits
And we spent the change on crack

We went to have ourselves a drink or two
But all her child support was gone
We stole some Cuervo from the Circle Q
And we drank it in the john

We drank a toast to impotence
We drank a toast to cows
We tried to sing and dance like Mexicans
But neither one knew how

She said you kids were effing worthless slobs
And that her pimp was still a jerk
She would have liked to try some decent jobs
But she didn't like to work

I said for broads her age her body cooked
A total lie to try to score
I called her "Britney Eyes"; they really looked
Like Marty Feldman's more

She said she saw me on the wanted signs
And heard I busted out of jail
I said it rocked to meet celebrities
But the water sports were hell

We drank a toast to breast implants
We drank a toast to Pong
While singing in our underpants
Another old lame song

The room was stinky and our livers shot
And I was far too plowed to play
We took turns puking in the parking lot
And I watched her limp away

Just for a moment I was going straight
But then I jacked an SUV
And as I swerved to miss the Super 8
I drove straight through a tree

TEQUILA!

hola hola da-ay
hola hola da-ay
rollin rollin rollin with Kid n Play Now

2x

that crazy go go go rythem
kid n play gets paid and that is why we're driven...

That STUPID @SS song by the Black Eyed Peas (you call that sh!t music???)
"My Humps"!!! DUMBEST song I ever heard.