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    stupid songs

    just post the lyrics to any stupid and dumb songs

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    Re: stupid songs

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    (from south park, i'm sure about everyword will get censored)

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    Re: stupid songs

    "YogidAbEAR" wrote:
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    (from south park, i'm sure about everyword will get censored)
    lol thats a great song

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    Re: stupid songs

    Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Weird Al Yankovic

    I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
    With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
    When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
    Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

    I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
    "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
    "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
    I probably would have kept on guessing
    But about that time we crashed into the truck

    And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
    Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
    Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

    Everything you know is wrong
    Black is white, up is down and short is long
    And everything you thought was just so
    Important doesn't matter

    Everything you know is wrong
    Just forget the words and sing along
    All you need to understand is
    Everything you know is wrong

    I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
    When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
    And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
    Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

    They sucked out my internal organs
    And they took some polaroids
    And said I was a darn good sport
    And as a way of saying thank you
    They offered to transport me back to
    Any point in history that I would care to go

    And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
    So I could pay my phone bill on time
    Just then the floating disembodied head of
    Colonel Sanders started yelling

    Everything you know is wrong
    Black is white, up is down and short is long
    And everything you thought was just so
    Important doesn't matter

    Everything you know is wrong
    Just forget the words and sing along
    All you need to understand is
    Everything you know is wrong

    I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
    When I got a nasty papercut
    And, well, to make a long story short
    It got infected and I died

    So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
    By the pearly gates
    And it's obvious he doesn't like
    The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
    He tells me that they've got a dress code

    Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
    But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
    For all eternity
    And every day he runs by screaming

    Everything you know is wrong
    Black is white, up is down and short is long
    And everything you used to think was so important
    Doesn't really matter anymore
    Because the simple fact remains that

    Everything you know is wrong
    Just forget the words and sing along
    All you need to understand is
    Everything you know is wrong

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    Dominick The Donkey
    Lou Monte

    Hey! Chingedy ching,
    (hee-haw, hee-haw)
    It's Dominick the donkey.
    Chingedy ching,
    (hee-haw, hee-haw)
    The Italian Christmas donkey.
    (la la la-la la-la la la la la)
    (la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

    Santa's got a little friend,
    His name is Dominick.
    The cutest little donkey,
    You never see him kick.
    When Santa visits his paisons,
    With Dominick he'll be.
    Because the reindeer cannot,
    Climb the hills of Italy.

    Hey! Chingedy ching,
    (hee-haw, hee-haw)
    It's Dominick the donkey.
    Chingedy ching,
    (hee-haw, hee-haw)
    The Italian Christmas donkey.
    (la la la-la la-la la la la la)
    (la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

    Jingle bells around his feet,
    And presents on the sled.
    Hey! Look at the mayor's derby,
    On top of Dominick's head.
    A pair of shoes for Louie,
    And a dress for Josephine.
    The labels on the inside says,
    They're made in Brooklyn.

    Hey! Chingedy ching,
    (hee-haw, hee-haw)
    It's Dominick the donkey.
    Chingedy ching,
    (hee-haw, hee-haw)
    The Italian Christmas donkey.
    (la la la-la la-la la la la la)
    (la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

    Children sing, and clap their hands,
    And Dominick starts to dance.
    They talk Italian to him,
    And he even understands.

    Cumpare sing,
    Cumpare su,
    And dance 'sta tarantel.
    When jusamagora comes to town,
    And brings du ciuccianello.

    Hey! Chingedy ching,
    (hee-haw, hee-haw)
    It's Dominick the donkey.
    Chingedy ching,
    (hee-haw, hee-haw)
    The Italian Christmas donkey.
    (la la la-la la-la la la la la)
    (la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

    Hey! Domini

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    Re: stupid songs

    i hate that Gwen Stephani "banana" song so much i refuse to look up the lyrics. i think that would take tops in this thread!!!!!

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    Re: stupid songs

    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
    Dat laffy taffy

    I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
    I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
    I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
    Cuz you so thick
    Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
    Cuz I stay so hard
    You can suck me for a long time
    (Oh my god!)
    Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
    Dis a candy sto'
    And I'm really geeked up
    And I got mo' dro
    I pop, I roll
    It's soft I know
    It's da summer time
    But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
    Gone get loose (oh)
    Gone get low (oh)
    don't be shy
    H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
    I kno' you wanna ride
    You a star and it shows
    (What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
    Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]

    Cum on trick cum on trick
    Here go Mr. Chocolate
    I like da way you break it down
    Waddle, stop you watchin me
    Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
    Big ol a** you shakin b****
    Close yo mouth and don't say s***
    Bend on ova and hit a split
    Work dat pole and work it well
    Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
    Gurl let me touch ya
    I will neva tell
    Security gaurd don't scare nobody
    Damn right I touched dat h**
    All da money just hit da flo'
    D4L I'm ready to go
    H** can't even shake no mo
    Dey tired out
    Lets ride out
    B**** you wanna go
    Den she can go
    She get in my car
    I ain't playin no mo
    Start movin on my Faybo
    B**** she probably already kno'
    Let me see dat laffy taffy
    (dun dun dunt)

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
    Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

    Say baby gurl
    A wat you gon' do
    I got a hundred 1s
    I wanna pour on you
    Just keep dat a** shakin
    And I keep tippin' you
    While I sit back like a playa
    And sip dat grey goose
    Feelin' all loose
    Cuz gurl you on your job
    You got my d*** hard
    Da way you touch dem toez
    Workin' dem micros
    On da stilletos
    You made it skeet skeet skeet
    Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
    Got me goin' in my pocket
    Pullin' out mo' dough
    Let da waitress kno' I need to order
    Five hundred mo'
    You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo'
    So gone and pack dem bags
    And let's mothaf***in' go
    I'm waitin' on yo fine a**
    At da front doe
    Gurl you don kno'
    Ima toss da laffy taffy
    Toss it flip it and slap it
    Bust a couple of nuts
    And get right back at it

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
    Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x
    300

    The rigors of Spartan life. Leonidas is cast out into the wild, and survives the harsh winter to return to his home, when he is crowned King ....a Viking!

    300

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    Re: stupid songs

    The stupidest lyrics in a song IMO are in a song called Footsteps following me by Francis Nero, you have maybe never heard of it, I think it's from the 80's. Anyway they go like this.....

    'Faith, hope and charity
    Love is the greatest of the three'

    Even after all this time I'm still like WTF :???:

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    Re: stupid songs

    The dumbest song I've ever heard:

    Don't wanna be an American idiot
    Don't want a nation under the new mania
    And can you hear the sound of hysteria
    The subliminal mind fuck America

    Welcome to a new kind of tension
    All across the alienation
    Where everything isn't meant to be okay
    Television dreams of tomorrow
    We're not the ones meant to follow
    For that's enough to argue

    Maybe I am the f@ggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
    Now everybody do the propaganda
    And sing along to the age of paranoia

    Welcome to a new kind of tension
    All across the alienation
    Everything isn't meant to be okay
    Television dreams of tomorrow
    We're not the ones meant to follow
    For that's enough to argue

    Don't want to be an American idiot
    One nation controlled by the media
    Information age of hysteria
    Calling out to idiot America

    Welcome to a new kind of tension
    All across the alienation
    Everything isn't meant to be okay
    Television dreams of tomorrow
    We're not the ones meant to follow
    For that's enough to argue


    P.S. If there are any militant atheists on this board, you could use the fact that this dogshit album by perennial dogshit-factory Green Day won a Grammy and Quadrophenia didn't as proof that there is no God. * I hate people. #

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    # I was kidding about that, too. Except for the Grammy judges. They suck very, very badly. Poo on their heads. :razz:


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    Re: stupid songs

    Most of the popular hip-hop stuff lately has been really dumb, plus they all talk about the same thing, at least that is what it sounds like to me.

    Thanks Josdin

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