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  1. #11
    lukeshkin is offline Rookie
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    Re: This is stupid but funny... but I need help

    if you havent already a good and cheap keyboard is this 10 or 15 $ GE one at best buy that thing is basically impervious good luck

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    Re: This is stupid but funny... but I need help

    Buy a new one, it's shot.

    I saw this keyboard on e-bay and it was reasonably priced:


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    Re: This is stupid but funny... but I need help

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Buy a new one, it's shot.

    I saw this keyboard on e-bay and it was reasonably priced:



    Looks exactly like mine! :lol:

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    Re: This is stupid but funny... but I need help

    I just restarted the computer and the problem is fixed. What do you know... Computers are so strange.

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    Re: This is stupid but funny... but I need help

    No way PPE! I tryed that and it didn't work for mine! Way lucky!

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    Re: This is stupid but funny... but I need help

    "PurplePeopleEaters" wrote:
    I just restarted the computer and the problem is fixed. What do you know... Computers are so strange.

    Ahh, Microsoft Tech support at work. They tell you to reboot for anything.


    MTS: Hello sir what can I help you with?
    Man: My computer won't turn off.
    MTS: Reboot.
    Man: You see, that's the problem. I can not turn off the computer.
    MTS:Just reboot the computer sir.
    Man: Is this some kind of joke?
    MTS: Do I sound like I'm joking?
    Man: No.
    MTS: That is because I am not joking, Now listen to me, Im a professional, thats why they hired me here. Just restart the computer and try again, if that does not work call back.
    Man: Do I honestly have to spell this out? I can .... NOT... turn off the computer.
    MTS: Reboot.
    Man: I'm going to kill you.
    *CLICK*

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    Re: This is stupid but funny... but I need help

    I would buy about 5 bottles of rubbing alcohol and flush it out.
    I did it to my old WEB TV remote keyboard about 7 years ago.
    Worked fine after it dried.

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    Re: This is stupid but funny... but I need help

    "Mr Anderson" wrote:
    "PurplePeopleEaters" wrote:
    I just restarted the computer and the problem is fixed. What do you know... Computers are so strange.

    Ahh, Microsoft Tech support at work. They tell you to reboot for anything.


    MTS: Hello sir what can I help you with?
    Man: My computer won't turn off.
    MTS: Reboot.
    Man: You see, that's the problem. I can not turn off the computer.
    MTS:Just reboot the computer sir.
    Man: Is this some kind of joke?
    MTS: Do I sound like I'm joking?
    Man: No.
    MTS: That is because I am not joking, Now listen to me, Im a professional, thats why they hired me here. Just restart the computer and try again, if that does not work call back.
    Man: Do I honestly have to spell this out? I can .... NOT... turn off the computer.
    MTS: Reboot.
    Man: I'm going to kill you.
    *CLICK*

    haha, well if thats your problem you better not be calling microsoft unless they made you computer.

    I did tech support for too many years and if you had to put up with some of the stupid people that call in you would understand.

    I did tech support for hard drives for a while and here is how one of my calls went.

    Me: Hello sir, how can I help
    Him: My hard drive stopped working
    Me: When you say stopped, what do you mean.
    Him: It doesnt work
    Me: Has it ever worked
    Him: no I just installed it
    Me: When you power up the system, does the drive spin.
    Him: No, I made sure to mount it with all 4 screws
    Me: ahhhhhh, what?
    Him: I used all 4 scres so it cant move...... wait..... what do you mean.
    Me: Nevermind, lets check to see if you have it cabled right.

    you will get at least 1 call a day where the person is this dumb founded. Trust me I have plenty of stories and this isnt even the worse one.

    Hell I asked one lady to close the window, and she put me on hold while she closed the window in her room. Argh!

    After a while, you just start to treat everyone like morons, becasue everyone you talk to is A+ certified and has no clue what is happening.

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