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    Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation

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    [size=12pt]Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation[/size]
    April 6, 2007 | Issue 43•14

    CONRAD, MT—The laughter and giddy sexual tension that typically accompanies a game of strip poker ended abruptly Monday after player Sarah Garrison removed her shirt and revealed a vicious scar that prompted innocent yet ill-advised questioning from the three other participants.

    "I guess she was 9 when it happened," said playing partner Justin Kiefel, who described the scar as jagged, densely fibrous, and extending from her navel all the way to her collarbone. "Her uncle was drunk and prone to Vietnam flashbacks, and had been playing with his knife, and, uh, I don't want to say any more." Kiefel said that after about 30 seconds of shocked silence, everyone started putting their clothes back on.
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    Re: Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation

    What a bad way to end a good game of strip poker :

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    Re: Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation

    fuck the onion!! >
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    Re: Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation

    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    fuck the onion!! >
    yep, just stupid, no truth, not believeable. fuck the onion!

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    Re: Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    fuck the onion!! >
    yep, just stupid, no truth, not believeable. fuck the onion!
    If you get fooled by an onion story you should seriously consider killing yourself.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    fuck the onion!! >
    yep, just stupid, no truth, not believeable. fuck the onion!
    If you get fooled by an onion story you should seriously consider killing yourself.
    It would be one thing if they were funny but this is not even funny.

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    Re: Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    fuck the onion!! >
    yep, just stupid, no truth, not believeable. fuck the onion!
    If you get fooled by an onion story you should seriously consider killing yourself.
    It would be one thing if they were funny but this is not even funny.
    Yes it is.
    Humor is a delicate thing.
    Perhaps, if I had posted a link to a video with a dwarf skate-boarding and he falls, that would be hilarious to you.
    Maybe you need a more visual medium than a satirical article.

    I found it to be quite funny, myself, and posted it to share with others.

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    Re: Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    fuck the onion!! >
    yep, just stupid, no truth, not believeable. fuck the onion!
    If you get fooled by an onion story you should seriously consider killing yourself.
    It would be one thing if they were funny but this is not even funny.
    You're right, it would suck to kill yourself over an article that wasn't even funny.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation

    Onions make cry and give me the squirts.

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