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    Squirrel Death.

    A friend was telling me that a squirrel got caught between a few branches in a tree in their yard and died.
    Was the squirrel murdered or was it an innocent mistake?Does a squirrel climb around in a tree and get caught in a fork in the branches and just die?
    Hmm, my guess is some sort of raptor put it there...or it was squirrel murder.
    What are your thoughts?
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    Re: Squirrel Death.

    I am going to say no. I don't think a squirrel can get itself stuck in a fork of the tree. He was murdered!

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    "cc21" wrote:
    I am going to say no. I don't think a squirrel can get itself stuck in a fork of the tree. He was murdered!
    That's what I'm saying.
    Don't buy that story for a second.

    What's up with the maybes?
    A squirrel makes its living running around in trees.
    Do you really think it will get stuck in the branches and die?
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    Re: Squirrel Death.

    No way that happened... They are far to elusive to just get stuck between branches and die...

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    The squirrel had to be strategically placed there.
    The way they squeeze through fences and other small spaces...couldn't happen.
    I am in agreement that it was squirrel murder.

    Need to get the forensic team out there to do some investigating.

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    "bearitall" wrote:
    The squirrel had to be strategically placed there.
    The way they squeeze through fences and other small spaces...couldn't happen.
    I am in agreement that it was squirrel murder.

    Need to get the forensic team out there to do some investigating.
    Maybe it was a fat squirrel

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    Re: Squirrel Death.

    I say yes because it seems possible.
    If the squirrel is hanging around with no food, I am sure it's possible.

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    I think it was planned, this has murder I written all over it.
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    Re: Squirrel Death.

    a little more to the story...supposedly the carcus was partially decomposed and partially frozen.
    It was then either cremated or thrown into a compost pit.
    There is motive and it was a strange sequence of events.
    Murder.

    To top it off, it was an urban squirrel.
    Not the brightest of breeds perhaps.

    What's the punishment for murdering a squirrel and then displaying the body?
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    Re: Squirrel Death.

    Squirrels are agile and play in the trees.
    He was murdered.

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