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    It's sad that he had to die!

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    I'm going to Puerto Vallarta! Ridiculous story Del!
    That's cool, I have some family friends that go there every year. Only place in Mexico I've been to is Playa del Carmen on the Mayan coast. It is beautiful there!

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    Del, please tell me you are screwing with us. A fn gator bit his face? Now I was born and raised in FLA, where they have an abundance of Gators. I know first hand how fast those sons of b!tches run on land. When I was younger me and a friend were going fishing by the canal which was about 25 yards away from the front door of his house. Well those big tubes they have that run across streets, well we saw something sticking out of it. I thought it was a stick, but my buddy took his fishing pole and nailed that thing as hard as he could.

    That Gator came out just a little bit and turned his head at us. I was like holy sh!t, my buddy is black, and if you ever seen a black kid being chased by a gator, it is the funniest thing you will ever see in your life. Well anyways, my friend hits this gator again right on the tip of its nose. The gator come out of the pipe, runs up the bank and proceeds to chase us. Moses's eyes were popping out of his head he was so scared..

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    "V-Unit" wrote:
    Wooooooooo! My final college spring break starts tommorow and I am psyched! I'm going to Mexico with the frat boys, it should be crazy! I can't wait to check out Mexican prison (I don't plan to get arrested, but you never know, and chances admittedly high)! Party on! College! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Maybe you'll come across a "girls gone wild" shooting :wink:. hopefully not at the prison.
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    "VikesfaninWis" wrote:
    Del, please tell me you are screwing with us. A fn gator bit his face? Now I was born and raised in FLA, where they have an abundance of Gators. I know first hand how fast those sons of b!tches run on land. When I was younger me and a friend were going fishing by the canal which was about 25 yards away from the front door of his house. Well those big tubes they have that run across streets, well we saw something sticking out of it. I thought it was a stick, but my buddy took his fishing pole and nailed that thing as hard as he could.

    That Gator came out just a little bit and turned his head at us. I was like holy sh!t, my buddy is black, and if you ever seen a black kid being chased by a gator, it is the funniest thing you will ever see in your life. Well anyways, my friend hits this gator again right on the tip of its nose. The gator come out of the pipe, runs up the bank and proceeds to chase us. Moses's eyes were popping out of his head he was so scared..
    I wish I was shitting you man.

    i guess gators (and you know more about them then me) are pretty docile but Spence jumped right on him and it was trying to defend itself.

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    Insane stories Del

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    YEESSSSS!!!! Spring break! I can sit my jiggly butt right here in my recliner! Sleep, post on PP.O and not feel guilty about it!
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    Have fun, I have two stories about Mexico and spring break that I will share with you at this time, they are long, but true and hopefully entertaining...........

    Story one:

    A group of friends and I decided to go to spring break in Mexico. There were about 8 of us, one of my friends (Jennifer) brought her boyfriend and even though none of us had met him before, it became instantly obvious the guy was a total tool.

    SO the second night there he decides to proove how stupid he actually is. We are all sitting outside of a small store deciding what we are going to do. He has been whining all day that he has no money, because night one we went to a fancy expensive bar and numbnuts kept buying everyone drinks at inflated prices. He says he has a plan and walks into the store....

    Now if I would have known he wanted to steal beer and make a dash for it prior to him entering the store I probably would have beat him sensless. I did not have that opportunity though because here he comes yelling RUN RUN with a case of beer under his arms.........so off we ran. I had plenty of cash in my wallet......I was pissed and decided I would beat him to death after we got away, except what happened to him happened to be much worse.

    We turn a corner and all of the sudden we have two cops behind us chasing us on foot. There are four of us all the guys, the girls were upstairs getting ready..... so I am following spencer, (jens man) and he throws the beer down and begins to hop a fence I follow suit as I hear the fattest of the four Jeff, getting his jiggly butt beat by the cops.

    There are like 6 cops now and I know I am going to die. The fence we hopped was surrounding a canal, man made concrete edges and all that. So Spence jumps in, at this point I'm like F!!ck it I'm done running and I lay on the ground.

    Spencer jumped in the water, and I hear a scream I will never forget. He jumps in the water and lands on an Alligator. The alligator decided to bite his head and face. The alligator opens it's mouth and spencer pulls his head out and holds the gators mouth closed as he backs up to the edge. I pull him and the alligator out. We let go it jets in the water.

    The cops witnessing this are laughing, spencers face is tore to the bone his cheek is hanging loose and one of his eyes is practically hanging from the socket, the cops proceed to beat the pooh out of us. It didn't hurt too bad. They handcuff us and take us all to jail including spence.

    After about an hour with a t-shirt wrapped on his head they let us go, we get a medical charter to a hospital across the border and spence dies from infection 3 days later.

    Story number two gets even better......
    U mean Spencier actually died?
    I don't remember how long it took us to get back to America. We sat in jail for about an hour and then they escorted us not to a hospital but to the airport where we were flown to the nearest American Hospital where they stabalized him. Then they flew us back to Utah and a few days later the guy died. It was just too gol 'darnit wierd the whole situation.

    To add insult to injury I had to fly back to Mexico to get the girld because I for some reason had their ID's because the night before they were wearing dresses and junk and no one wanted to carry a purse because they were scared to get it snatched so I had to fly back on my own dime to get them, when we got back Spencer had passed away. His parents tried to sue, nothing came of it as far as I know.

    OMG I can't belive that dude died. Not a good way to go. I've never been to Mexico, but one piece of advice drink only UN opened bottled water.

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    I'm back and alive! wooooo!
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    Thanks Josdin!

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    Spring Break?????? Whats that????? I have kids and a wife now. I dont remember however several years back trips to Mexico in Cabo, but like I said that seems like a distant memory now.

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