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    Sprink Break 2K6!!!!!!

    Wooooooooo! My final college spring break starts tommorow and I am psyched! I'm going to Mexico with the frat boys, it should be crazy! I can't wait to check out Mexican prison (I don't plan to get arrested, but you never know, and chances admittedly high)! Party on! College! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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    Re: Sprink Break 2K6!!!!!!

    Where in Mexico?

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    Re: Sprink Break 2K6!!!!!!

    Ron Mexico?


    Chuch.

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    Re: Sprink Break 2K6!!!!!!

    Have fun, I have two stories about Mexico and spring break that I will share with you at this time, they are long, but true and hopefully entertaining...........

    Story one:

    A group of friends and I decided to go to spring break in Mexico. There were about 8 of us, one of my friends (Jennifer) brought her boyfriend and even though none of us had met him before, it became instantly obvious the guy was a total tool.

    SO the second night there he decides to proove how stupid he actually is. We are all sitting outside of a small store deciding what we are going to do. He has been whining all day that he has no money, because night one we went to a fancy expensive bar and numbnuts kept buying everyone drinks at inflated prices. He says he has a plan and walks into the store....

    Now if I would have known he wanted to steal beer and make a dash for it prior to him entering the store I probably would have beat him sensless. I did not have that opportunity though because here he comes yelling RUN RUN with a case of beer under his arms.........so off we ran. I had plenty of cash in my wallet......I was pissed and decided I would beat him to death after we got away, except what happened to him happened to be much worse.

    We turn a corner and all of the sudden we have two cops behind us chasing us on foot. There are four of us all the guys, the girls were upstairs getting ready..... so I am following spencer, (jens man) and he throws the beer down and begins to hop a fence I follow suit as I hear the fattest of the four Jeff, getting his ass beat by the cops.

    There are like 6 cops now and I know I am going to die. The fence we hopped was surrounding a canal, man made concrete edges and all that. So Spence jumps in, at this point I'm like fuck it I'm done running and I lay on the ground.

    Spencer jumped in the water, and I hear a scream I will never forget. He jumps in the water and lands on an Alligator. The alligator decided to bite his head and face. The alligator opens it's mouth and spencer pulls his head out and holds the gators mouth closed as he backs up to the edge. I pull him and the alligator out. We let go it jets in the water.

    The cops witnessing this are laughing, spencers face is tore to the bone his cheek is hanging loose and one of his eyes is practically hanging from the socket, the cops proceed to beat the shit out of us. It didn't hurt too bad. They handcuff us and take us all to jail including spence.

    After about an hour with a t-shirt wrapped on his head they let us go, we get a medical charter to a hospital across the border and spence dies from infection 3 days later.

    Story number two gets even better......

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    ccasion5: I'll drink to that!

    I got boys comin down from Talley/Tampa, going to Clearwater, then Orlando...what we're doing...well I cannot disscuss! haha


    have fun tho bro

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    HOLY GOD! That story is nuts. I'm hoping ashton Kutcher comes out and tells me I got punked cuz that s**t is crazy man!

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    Re: Sprink Break 2K6!!!!!!

    "Del Rio" wrote:
    Have fun, I have two stories about Mexico and spring break that I will share with you at this time, they are long, but true and hopefully entertaining...........

    Story one:

    A group of friends and I decided to go to spring break in Mexico. There were about 8 of us, one of my friends (Jennifer) brought her boyfriend and even though none of us had met him before, it became instantly obvious the guy was a total tool.

    SO the second night there he decides to proove how stupid he actually is. We are all sitting outside of a small store deciding what we are going to do. He has been whining all day that he has no money, because night one we went to a fancy expensive bar and numbnuts kept buying everyone drinks at inflated prices. He says he has a plan and walks into the store....

    Now if I would have known he wanted to steal beer and make a dash for it prior to him entering the store I probably would have beat him sensless. I did not have that opportunity though because here he comes yelling RUN RUN with a case of beer under his arms.........so off we ran. I had plenty of cash in my wallet......I was pissed and decided I would beat him to death after we got away, except what happened to him happened to be much worse.

    We turn a corner and all of the sudden we have two cops behind us chasing us on foot. There are four of us all the guys, the girls were upstairs getting ready..... so I am following spencer, (jens man) and he throws the beer down and begins to hop a fence I follow suit as I hear the fattest of the four Jeff, getting his jiggly butt beat by the cops.

    There are like 6 cops now and I know I am going to die. The fence we hopped was surrounding a canal, man made concrete edges and all that. So Spence jumps in, at this point I'm like F!!ck it I'm done running and I lay on the ground.

    Spencer jumped in the water, and I hear a scream I will never forget. He jumps in the water and lands on an Alligator. The alligator decided to bite his head and face. The alligator opens it's mouth and spencer pulls his head out and holds the gators mouth closed as he backs up to the edge. I pull him and the alligator out. We let go it jets in the water.

    The cops witnessing this are laughing, spencers face is tore to the bone his cheek is hanging loose and one of his eyes is practically hanging from the socket, the cops proceed to beat the pooh out of us. It didn't hurt too bad. They handcuff us and take us all to jail including spence.

    After about an hour with a t-shirt wrapped on his head they let us go, we get a medical charter to a hospital across the border and spence dies from infection 3 days later.

    Story number two gets even better......
    U mean Spencier actually died?

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    Story number 2 about Mexico:

    I worked at the IRS with this girl, Cassie. Well over spring break Cassie and her BF me and my wife, some other girls went down to Mexico for a vacation.

    We took a bus, don't ask me why I have no idea I just paid and the women planned this trip. My plan was to get drunk, get freaky, and not steal beer........I hate Mexico.....the wife had never been.......so on we go.

    Well Cassies BF decides without us knowing he wanted to buy an assload of steroids and other various drugs like oxycotin to bring back to the UNited states. Well turns out that isn't a good idea. We are on the Bus getting ready to cross the border and it becomes obvious that they are checking the bus big time. So he tells the police that he has to use the bathroom. He goes in unknowingly they follow him.....

    He starts to empty his pant legs and crap of pills they arrest him. His parents call the jail after hours of trying to locate him... finally the cops say for 10,000 dollars he will be free. SO they say ok, well I guess they said ok too fast because the cops hung up. When they called back they wanted 20,000 so the parents got the family together and they came up with the cash, and then they said 50,000 so the parents call the embassy.

    The Embassy basically says too bad so sad and that they couldn't even help him until his trial. I guess in mexican prison you have to BUY your food. So kid didn't eat for a few days. Cassie drove down there once a month and gave him paychecks and stuff after being nearlu strip searched and god knows what.

    A 6 months goes by kid still hasn't had his trial. Then one day he calls his mom from the border and said they let him go. No trial, no nothing they just let him go. Cassie went down there over 7 times helping him out, 3 days after getting home he leaves her. He must have gotten use to the "attention" he was getting in prison because from what I heard he still has nightmares...

    So I guess the point if there is one is have fun, don't steal beer, dont go swimming in canals, and don't try to smuggle drugs back.

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    Re: Sprink Break 2K6!!!!!!

    "vikingTurf" wrote:
    "Del Rio" wrote:
    Have fun, I have two stories about Mexico and spring break that I will share with you at this time, they are long, but true and hopefully entertaining...........

    Story one:

    A group of friends and I decided to go to spring break in Mexico. There were about 8 of us, one of my friends (Jennifer) brought her boyfriend and even though none of us had met him before, it became instantly obvious the guy was a total tool.

    SO the second night there he decides to proove how stupid he actually is. We are all sitting outside of a small store deciding what we are going to do. He has been whining all day that he has no money, because night one we went to a fancy expensive bar and numbnuts kept buying everyone drinks at inflated prices. He says he has a plan and walks into the store....

    Now if I would have known he wanted to steal beer and make a dash for it prior to him entering the store I probably would have beat him sensless. I did not have that opportunity though because here he comes yelling RUN RUN with a case of beer under his arms.........so off we ran. I had plenty of cash in my wallet......I was pissed and decided I would beat him to death after we got away, except what happened to him happened to be much worse.

    We turn a corner and all of the sudden we have two cops behind us chasing us on foot. There are four of us all the guys, the girls were upstairs getting ready..... so I am following spencer, (jens man) and he throws the beer down and begins to hop a fence I follow suit as I hear the fattest of the four Jeff, getting his jiggly butt beat by the cops.

    There are like 6 cops now and I know I am going to die. The fence we hopped was surrounding a canal, man made concrete edges and all that. So Spence jumps in, at this point I'm like F!!ck it I'm done running and I lay on the ground.

    Spencer jumped in the water, and I hear a scream I will never forget. He jumps in the water and lands on an Alligator. The alligator decided to bite his head and face. The alligator opens it's mouth and spencer pulls his head out and holds the gators mouth closed as he backs up to the edge. I pull him and the alligator out. We let go it jets in the water.

    The cops witnessing this are laughing, spencers face is tore to the bone his cheek is hanging loose and one of his eyes is practically hanging from the socket, the cops proceed to beat the pooh out of us. It didn't hurt too bad. They handcuff us and take us all to jail including spence.

    After about an hour with a t-shirt wrapped on his head they let us go, we get a medical charter to a hospital across the border and spence dies from infection 3 days later.

    Story number two gets even better......
    U mean Spencier actually died?
    I don't remember how long it took us to get back to America. We sat in jail for about an hour and then they escorted us not to a hospital but to the airport where we were flown to the nearest American Hospital where they stabalized him. Then they flew us back to Utah and a few days later the guy died. It was just too damn wierd the whole situation.

    To add insult to injury I had to fly back to Mexico to get the girld because I for some reason had their ID's because the night before they were wearing dresses and junk and no one wanted to carry a purse because they were scared to get it snatched so I had to fly back on my own dime to get them, when we got back Spencer had passed away. His parents tried to sue, nothing came of it as far as I know.

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    I'm going to Puerto Vallarta! Ridiculous story Del!
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    Thanks Josdin!

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