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    Something to think about.....Cheers!

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
    and those
    who don't.

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer
    there is
    freedom,in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
    have demonstrated
    that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end
    of the year we
    would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
    coli, (E.
    coli) -
    bacteria found in feces.
    In other words, we are
    consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
    beer (or
    tequila,rum,whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol
    has to go through a
    purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
    fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    than to drink
    water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable
    information: I'm doing it
    as a public service.
    SKOL VIKINGS

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    Re: Something to think about.....Cheers!

    No wonder you are so full of pooh, POV!
    LOL
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Something to think about.....Cheers!

    Even the Bible tells us that a little wine is "good for the stomach."
    Kentucky Vikes Fan

    When you require nothing, you get nothing; when you expect nothing, you will find nothing; when you embrace nothing, all you will have is nothing.

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